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Who's Your Godly Parent?

Mine is Apollo.

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  1. Favorite school subject? MUST CHOOSE ONE.

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    Music!
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    I don't really like school but I think History is nice.
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    Study hall, so I can do nothing but talk to friends.
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    Foreign language
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    Science is cool ^.^
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    Lunch
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    I CAN'T DECIDE
  2. Your teacher gives you a pop quiz. What do you do?

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    *stares hard at paper* *whispers* Fuck you
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    *takes test and is the last to finish*
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    Stomach: *demonstrating a whale's mating call*
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    *quietly finishes test first and then stares out window*
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    *breaks pencil* whoops
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    *loudly groans* YOU CAN'T BROS
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    *whips out pencil and backup pencil and backup backup pencil and red pen and a few cap erasers* I'M READY FOR THIS SHIT
  3. The new kid in class is super shy and small. He wears beanies and hoodies. He is bullied by this random kid who's buff and fat. You...

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    Tell the dude to lay off
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    Go up to the bully and tell him to back off, and if he doesn't then LAY HIM OUUUUUUT
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    Wait until the bell, then befriend the kid and team up to get revenge
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    I'd back up the boy and send a friend to get a teacher
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    Have 'karma' take care of it
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    Place a 'kick me' sign on the bully's back after I roast his ass (staying away from mom jokes)
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    Calmly be a witty little shit to the bully and loudly mention his (non-existent) crush on his best friend
  4. It's raining. You're inside. Alone. What are you doing?

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    Listening to my favorite music and waiting for the sun
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    Watching for lightning
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    Outside, taking a stroll
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    Watching my favorite nature show
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    Watching The Carbonaro Effect
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    Eating food and doing random shit like trying to fly
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    Sleeping or doing homework
  5. You hear a noise. Again, you are alone. The power now has gone out. The noise happens again, like a cat meow. Note: you have no cats.

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    WHAT THE SHIT
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    NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE BYEEEE
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    Investigate. With a knife.
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    HIDE.
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    CALL MY MOM.
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    JUMP OUT THE WINDOW.
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    Continue fucking sleeping. I wasn't awake.
  6. BUILD A PERFECT BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND!

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    Blonde hair, blue eyes, sun-kissed skin, tall, athletic figure.
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    BEAUTIFULLL
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    Dark hair, dark eyes, pale skin, short.
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    Brown hair, grey eyes, love for nature.
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    Creepy but beautiful
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    I don't care as long as they like me and food and Harry Potter
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    Smart. That's all. Smart.
  7. Last question--your opinion on Nico di Angelo?

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    HE'S SO EFFING ADORABLE OMG
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    He's kinda creepy
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    Cute but emotional
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    He's a little sunflower!
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    He's misunderstood...
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    I think he's pretty cool, when he's not scary...
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    He's a good friend.
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