Ravenclaw, obviously. If you knew me then you'd know it right away.Gryffindor.Hufflepuff.Dunno. I'd wanna be in Gryffindor...Gryffindor.Gryffindor.Gryffindor.Hufflepuff--the best house!
Glance behind my shoulder, see if anyone's there.Give them a small smile, one they'd notice only if they were looking to me.Wave back, regardless of if it's for me or not. In fact, why not wave to the person they might have meant it for?I wouldn't notice them--too much on my mind, always.I wouldn't react.Nod in their direction and hurry off. They won't remember me, anyway.Smile at them and continue on.Give a slight wave of the hand.
Pretend not to notice and confront someone from the Ministry.Tell my best friend and then my family.Pretend to be caught up in whatever I have to do, and while they aren't looking, I'd put the Full-Body-Binding curse on them. Then I'd laugh, expose their tattoo, and go away, so whoever finds them can turn them in.Why am I in an alley? How did I get here?Tbh I'd probably transfigure them into a tortoise.STUPEFY.Report it.Don't think, just react.
Ugh, I hate her. Too strict and too pink.I'd rather boil my head.Don't worry I'll get rid of her.I don't like her much, but I'll cooperate.Oh, that pink lady? Ew. Bye.I'll cooperate, but I loathe her.She's awful. Just awful.FUCK NO.
Pigmy Puff!Harry.Whatever's poisonous!Unicorns.DRAGONS.Goblins.Whatever's harmless.They aren't magical, but owls are fine.
Let her be pissed. I probably had a good reason, and I put up a damn good fight for my life, too.She'd just roll her eyes at me. She knows I'm a failure already.Make myself vomit so I can bail.I'm ALWAYS paying attention--I have ambitions, you know.Explain, apologize, accept my fate. Maybe she'll let me off with a warning...Don't stress. I know this material...mostly.The only time I don't pay attention is when I'm absent from class!INTERNALLY PANIC.
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Which Weasley Are You?
You got Weasley #9! Ginny's the only girl in the Burrow aside from Molly, her mother, and she's that kind of girl who's pretty in a natural way. She's super good at quidditch and is very sporty, and loves Harry.
You got Weasley #8! He's more cute than handsome, really, and looooves food. Who doesn't? He's Harry's best friend, and Hermione's, too, but...you know, they're kind of married.
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If you got him, maybe you can tell me WHY THE FUCK WAS IT FLEUR