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12 Things Women Ain’t Got Time For Tonight

Don't be here for the haters. Celebrate who you are with Smirnoff Ice Sparkling Pink Grapefruit.

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1. Dates being flaky via text.

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If they do not respect your time, you will not make time for them.

2. Forcing your feet into insane heels.

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NAW.

3. Letting some guy talk down to your BFF because she said she wasn’t interested.

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We are NOT here for your consumption.

4. Catcalling.

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5. Waiting in line for an ~exclusive~ club.

Please give us friends, drinks, and fun, sans stress and judgment.
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Please give us friends, drinks, and fun, sans stress and judgment.

6. Being called “hon” by a stranger.

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"So sorry, you must have me confused with someone who doesn't deserve your respect."

7. Wearing something you don't want to wear.

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Cannot live that tight-dress life, and will not apologize.

8. "U up?"

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9. Bathroom lines.

Be the person using the empty men's room that you want to see in the world.
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Be the person using the empty men's room that you want to see in the world.

10. Shaving your legs above the knee.

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No, sir.

11. Being called a tease.

"And I am not responsible for your delusions."
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"And I am not responsible for your delusions."

12. Worrying about how she looks.

Sometimes you gotta leave the makeup at home — there's just not time.
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Sometimes you gotta leave the makeup at home — there's just not time.

No time to make a complicated cocktail either? She can twist and pour a Smirnoff Ice Sparkling Pink Grapefruit instead, the taste she knows she loves.

PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY. PLEASE ONLY SHARE THIS WITH THOSE 21+. SMIRNOFF ICE PREMIUM FLAVORED MALT BEVERAGES. ©2015 THE SMIRNOFF CO., NORWALK, CT

PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY. PLEASE ONLY SHARE THIS WITH THOSE 21+. SMIRNOFF ICE PREMIUM FLAVORED MALT BEVERAGES. ©2015 THE SMIRNOFF CO., NORWALK, CT