1. Ask a real-life girl out in real life!
Sure, it's easier to ask someone out over the internet... but it's also easier for them to say no over the internet.
2. Don't just cover up that nasty apartment smell.
3. Make it back to your own house at the end of the night.
Don't just pass out anywhere at the end of the night. The only exception is if you end up in the bed of another consenting adult.
4. Follow-up: See if you can actually make it under the covers!
**Bonus points for changing out of your daytime attire**
5. Try approaching a lady and giving her a genuine compliment.
Catcalling any random female that happens to cross your path is a primitive move, bro.