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The 10 Coolest Fictional Security Guards

Security guards come in all shapes and sizes. Here are some of our favorites from TV and movies of the last few decades. For more security guard entertainment, get to know a real security agency on Small Town Security, Sundays at 11/10c on AMC.

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1. David Dunn - Unbreakable

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Two facts make this M. Night Shyamalan character an awesome security guard: 1) he's played by Bruce Willis which is always rad and 2) he has superpowers. 'Nuff said.

2. Hank Tate - The Office

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Hank Tate is one bad mother-shut your mouth! Not only does he watch over the Scranton Business Park daily, he's also a talented musician with a very intimidating guitar face.

3. Gamorrean Guards - Star Wars

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The Gamorrean guards might take the cake for the ugliest guards on our list but with their large stature, intimidating looks and oversized axes, they are undeniably effective as guards.

5. Unnamed Security Guard - The Hulk

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Lou Ferrigno, the original Hulk, made a small appearance in the 2003 Hulk film as a delightful wink and a smile to the audience. Charming!

7. Miramax Security Guard Gordon - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

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Calling Shannen Doherty "Brenda" to her face despite her reputation as a volatile woman is pretty swaggy if you ask us. Congrats Gordon!

8. The Riddle Guards - Labyrinth

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These silly-looking guards were no joke, asking Sarah the riddle of certain death. People are still debating the solution to the riddle is still debated by many online..or well, on Yahoo! Answers at least.

9. Ralph T. Guard - Animaniacs

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Ralph T. Guard was no match against Pinky and The Brain and their attempts to do what they did every night, try to take over the world. He still gets points for trying, though.

10. George - Smallville

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Before he became Tess's bodyguard, George was one darn effective security guard at the Luthor family mansion. And he managed to look incredibly suave while doing it!

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