Zooey Deschanel's TV Debut, Just What We Didn't Need

    At first watch you may think New Girl is a Funny or Die sketch gone wrong, but no—it's a new show coming to FOX this Fall that stars Zooey Deschanel as an alarmingly ditzy girl (seriously, don't let her operate heavy machinery) who moves in with three Zoolanderesque guys after her boyfriend cheats on her.

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    Together they affirm countless negative stereotypes about men and women, making me wish I could unwatch the trailer before it even finished. [Cuts up Zooey Deschanel Fan Club card, throws it into the river.] (via Casey Jarman)