11 Awful Ways To Land In American Prisons
Some obscure felonies, and some plain baffling reasons for imprisonment.
Crossdressing to take your friend's high school exam
Owning more than two dildos in Arizona (or six in Texas)
Wearing a red mask while committing misdemeanors in Arizona
Having oral sex in Georgia's high schools
Improperly remodelling old asbestos buildings
Joking about having a bomb in your luggage
Being too poor to pay court fines
Checking your spouses' mail/email
Being baited into buying weed by undercover cops
Getting stopped and frisked
Living in a high-conviction neighborhood
Whew! Good luck, folks, and may you never have to drink this bag of prison hot dog wine.
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