Spoiler alert: we really, really love sloths.
You need this for Slothsgiving!
Woke up, it was a slothy morning.
It’s time we stand up for sloths everywhere!
They are a light in the darkness.
“Doesn’t anyone love me? Doesn’t anyone care about Sid the Sloth?!”
Sloths are just trying to chill.
Brush up on your knowledge before Slothsgiving dinner!
“He’s a cat in a sloth costume from Party City.”
In order to celebrate Slothsgiving to the fullest, chow down like our slow pals!
Eat, Pray, Love? More like Sleep, Sleep, Sleep, am I right?
Are you the philosophical sloth or a lil cutie in a bucket?
It doesn’t get more exclusive than this.
A controversial cure to everything. I think.
Unless you’re scared of sloths. Sorry. Go look at some other post then.
A dream is a wish your sloth makes.
Slothsgiving is on Friday, July 18, so get out your grocery lists! You don’t want to be stuck next to a hot oven all day — be prepared!