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17 Things Every Student Learns Moving Into Their First Uni House

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7. But you end up just cooking for yourself exactly like you did in your first year.

You aren't a proper student unless you've eaten pasta straight out the pan to save on washing up

8. There will be mould, and your landlord will do absolutely nothing about it.

Y'know when you're paying a small fortune to live in a student house and they don't even sort your mould out

12. And you'll revert to desperate measures.

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