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16 University Problems That You Didn't Even Know Existed

Life is HARD for the British teen, you know!

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1. It's totally up to YOU if you want to go to lectures or not.

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You think this isn't a problem? THIS IS DEFINITELY A PROBLEM.

2. How bloody hard it is to carry all of your shopping back without a car.

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This is why it's crucial you move in with a friend who will bring their car down for Year Two.

3. That your university WILL deliberately schedule 9am lectures the day after sports socials.

It's as if they're testing you.
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It's as if they're testing you.

4. Tasting the vodka in fizzy drinks, forevermore.

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Yep, that's lemonade ruined.

5. Legitimate beef over the state of the kitchen.

The state of my uni kitchen is horrific #somuchmess #cantdeal

Being shouted at by your mum is one thing, but you never in a million years thought you'd be the one getting vexed over the washing up.

6. Two words: Harvard. Referencing.

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That moment when you get to the end and realise you haven't actually referenced anything.

7. Having to look for a house to stave off homelessness.

Surely this is someone else's job? You've got studying and socialising to be getting on with.
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Surely this is someone else's job? You've got studying and socialising to be getting on with.

8. Money not being infinite, but finite. Very finite!

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Seems like the bank of Mum and Dad needs a bailout.

9. How difficult it is to sell one of your kidneys these days.

And to think, that extra couple hundred Gs would come in such handy until your next loan payment.
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And to think, that extra couple hundred Gs would come in such handy until your next loan payment.

10. Fancy dress becoming a significant part of your wardrobe.

It's easy cutting back on things like clothes, books, food... But there's just no cost-cutting when it comes to nailing that sexy ghostbusting outfit.
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It's easy cutting back on things like clothes, books, food... But there's just no cost-cutting when it comes to nailing that sexy ghostbusting outfit.

11. Halls corridors do not double as a football, rugby, or cricket pitch.

Corridor football with the lads, Arsenal vs Liverpool ;)

Unbelievable, Jeff, (that this isn't allowed).

12. Having an entire night out on the budget of a fiver.

Despite sounding horrific, the sheer heights to which you can take your blood alcohol level with only £5 becomes an art form by Year Three.
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Despite sounding horrific, the sheer heights to which you can take your blood alcohol level with only £5 becomes an art form by Year Three.

13. The halls' fire-alarm-to-actual-fire ratio being startling high.

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When it comes to halls warfare, the old methods are still the best.

14. How far printer technology HASN'T come.

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It's 2015, it's 8:50am, and you need to print off 38 pages in the next five minutes to make it to your lecture in time.

(Actual ETA: 9:45am)

15. Not feeling £27,000 smarter.

Nope.
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Nope.

16. Realising that only three days in the year really matter.

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1. September loan payment

2. January loan payment

3. April loan payment

All your bills being 12-month contracts when you're only at uni for nine...

…except, not anymore! With Sky Broadband's new student offer, we won't lock you into a 12-month contract. Sky Broadband Unlimited is free for nine months with Sky Line Rental (£16.40 a month) and, on a nine-month contract, you're not paying for the months you won't use.
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…except, not anymore! With Sky Broadband's new student offer, we won't lock you into a 12-month contract. Sky Broadband Unlimited is free for nine months with Sky Line Rental (£16.40 a month) and, on a nine-month contract, you're not paying for the months you won't use.

Find out more about Sky's new nine-month Student Broadband package today.