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    What Tiger WON'T Say Today

    9. Excuse me while I whip this out 8. Hey, I have urges just like every other sex addict and pervert 7. I’d like to thank Bill Clinton for his valuable advice 6. Katie Couric, you wanna anchor yourself on this? 5. I’d like to announce my new reality show on VH1, “Tiger’s Wood” 4. Doesn’t every woman deserve a Tiger in her tank? 3. Nike is making a new club: Tiger's shaft 2. Have you seen my front nine? 1. I’m leaving my wife and marrying Snooki

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