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The Kentucky Derby Is Decadent And Depraved
The greatest story ever told about horse racing's biggest event as only Hunter S Thompson could tell it... "'That sounds a little weird,' I said. 'It's unacceptable. We must have access to everything. All of it. The spectacle, the people, the pageantry and certainly the race. You don't think we came all this way to watch the damn thing on television, do you? One way or another we'll get inside. Maybe we'll have to bribe a guard--or even Mace somebody.'"
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