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15 Reasons Why "The Covenant" Was The Best/Worst Movie Of 2006

You know, that movie about male witches with Taylor Kitsch, Chace Crawford, Sebastian Stan, etc.

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You may or (most likely) may not remember "The Covenant," a 2006 thriller about a group of male witches.

For some solid background info, it received a whopping 3% on Rotten Tomatoes. But stay with me! There's plenty of reasons why this film definitely deserved that score, but there's also reasons why it was sadly underrated.

For some solid background info, it received a whopping 3% on Rotten Tomatoes. But stay with me! There's plenty of reasons why this film definitely deserved that score, but there's also reasons why it was sadly underrated.

1. Pure eye candy.

Taylor Kitsch, Chace Crawford, Steven Strait, and that other guy. Plus Sebastian Stan! Do I have your attention now?

Taylor Kitsch, Chace Crawford, Steven Strait, and that other guy. Plus Sebastian Stan! Do I have your attention now?

2. The film opens with some badass (but mostly bad) CGI stunts.

Chace Crawford's like IDGAF.

3. There's some pretty great pick-up lines.

LOL no context.

4. Sebastian Stan is, like, super sassy.

SO sassy.

5. When they use their powers, they look like a gang of supernaturally hot aliens.

6. There's no football or soccer or whatever kind of sports are typically shown in teen movies. BUT SWIMMING. Speedos included.

HOT DAMN Taylor Kitsch.

HOT DAMN Taylor Kitsch.

7. Did I mention Sebastian Stan's sass?

SO much sass.

8. References so clever and subtle you might miss them.

9. There was also a pretty cute and totally not predictable romance with the girl from "She's the Man."

10. Steven Strait wears a wife-beater.

Ryan Atwood would be proud.

11. It takes place at a creepy boarding school.

Spoiler alert: She's not wearing shower shoes. Gross.
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Spoiler alert: She's not wearing shower shoes. Gross.

12. The male witch bromances are adorable.

13. Taylor Kitsch's hair majestically blows in the wind.

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He's in distress because his GF has been poisoned by spiders. Obvi.

14. But the main reason why this was the best movie of 2006...

One more time.
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One more time.

15. And also the worst.

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For real the dialogue is legit awful.

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