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13 Accessories Your Pet Should Probably Never Wear

Make sure your pet isn't a to-don't. Because you wouldn't want your pet to be out of style.

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1. A yoga mat.

Nothing says "I've never even done yoga" like a color-coordinated yoga outfit.
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Nothing says "I've never even done yoga" like a color-coordinated yoga outfit.

2. An obvious weave.

You're not fooling anyone. Take it off.
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You're not fooling anyone. Take it off.

3. Gaudy watches.

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Discreet and classic > blinged out. Words to live by.

4. The headdress of another species.

That's cultural appropriation.
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That's cultural appropriation.

5. A camera attached to its collar.

It's like, why not try living life instead of documenting it? You know?
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It's like, why not try living life instead of documenting it? You know?

6. A fake mustache prop.

Oh, were you into mustaches before they became cool? I'm SO sure.
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Oh, were you into mustaches before they became cool? I'm SO sure.

7. Purple nail polish.

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EVERYONE knows neutrals are in for fall.

8. Sparkly crowns.

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Trying WAY too hard. Tone it down with a simple singlet.

9. Glasses it doesn't need.

Poseur.
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Poseur.

10. Designer handbags.

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Overly branded bags are out. Try a simple leather clutch for the steamy summer months.

11. A "gimmick" headdress.

Gaga did it first; Gaga does it best. Remember that.
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Gaga did it first; Gaga does it best. Remember that.

12. Beaded headbands.

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Way too much work! A simple ribbon is much more timeless.

13. Chains.

Too early 2000s.
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Too early 2000s.

When your pet steps out, make sure it does so in style.

View this video on YouTube

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Even pet clouds deserve to look good.