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Every time Seth Meyers ended his segment, "A Closer Look" during COVID, he would say, "stay safe, wash your hands, we love you." And that, still now, without fail, makes me cry. Seth is constantly raising money for charities during COVID and it was also super cute to watch his kids… Read More

Mean Girls 2 was horrible. It had almost nothing to do with the first movie and was just playing off of the "Mean Girls" fame.

So many good ones. "Save Bandit!" or "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY"

There are so many good ones. "Save Bandit!" "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!" "Stanley, Barack is president!"

The news of Alex Trebek is so deeply saddening to me. As someone who grew up in a household where Jeopardy, especially Final Jeopardy, was considered sacred (you do not call my grandmother during Jeopardy.) to the point where 12 year old me did her first power point EVER on Jeopardy,… Read More

My family refuses to let me live this story down (which I barely remember) to the point where my oldest brother even brought it up in a speech in front of everyone at my bat mitzvah and my grandmother, who wasn't even there for any of this, sometimes likes to tell. When I was maybe… Read More

My mother is the queen of the amazing advice, some of which actually came from her own mother (who died before I was born). 1. "This too shall pass". Whatever crap you're dealing with in the moment will eventually pass. 2. "Shit on it." This means forget it, throw it away, it's not… Read More

My freshman year roommate also got mad at me for leaving our door open for a minute to go pee at the bathroom right across from our room maybe 10 steps or so away from our room, because during that time, that maybe 3 minutes or so tops, someone must've came in and stolen her apparently… Read More

My freshman year roommate was randomly assigned and it ended up crashing and burning. On my 19th birthday, she called me a bitch and gave me a double middle finger. Another time, she threw my alarm clock on me and then asked me later if she actually did it or if she dreamed it. She… Read More

Also, my dad wouldn't let me watch the TV show 24 until I was exactly 14 years old--he thought it would scare me. Little did he know that for maybe 6 months to a year beforehand I started watching it behind his back when he would send me upstairs to watch something else. Any time… Read More