skiinggnat

To be fair, 7-11 kinda does that last one with their cheeseburger bites. It's rolled a little more uniformly, so it's not quite as gross-looking, but it's still undeniably poop-shaped. Didn't stop me from eating way too many of them in college, though.

Etconner has it right: it's often to do with management. Our branch manager was a stickler for every rule down to the last letter. We used to joke that we should, as a staff, gift her with a bracelet with bells on it, because she would literally sneak up behind you on the desk to… Read More

Cloroxing all the books was the WORST. 1500 books waiting in the book drop first thing Monday morning, and every single one had to be wiped down (and dried off because they stuck together otherwise, and some of the covers handled the moisture better than others) before it could be… Read More

I have so much respect for TA's. I used to be an attendance secretary at an elementary school and I saw them get the shit beat out of them every day by the kids. They were thrown into the classroom with little to no training, got paid jack shit, and spent all day every day with some… Read More

Leo just siphons youth off his girlfriends.

We didn't use the term right at the beginning of the series in '93. But towards the end of the 90's, the fandom divided itself into two groups. There were the "Noromos," which stood for "No Romance," comprised of the people who didn't want Mulder and Scully to get together, and the… Read More

Plus this way I can take an odor-free shower at the same time that my husband is destroying the toilet.

I'm okay with Jamie "I stalked women as character research" Dornan being made to feel freaked out.

Apparently nobody informed my body about #40 because the pencil point that got stuck in my palm in 3rd grade is still there thirty years later. The skin grew right over it.

And then some of the same ones who get angry when the woman isn't enjoying it will get even angrier if she makes suggestions to make it better for her. Like how dare she know more about her body and what feels good for her than this random jackass whose entire masculinity is apparently… Read More