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14 Lesbian Mating Calls All Single Ladies Should Use

"You're a wanker number nine!" If only these actually worked.

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If only there was a clear and effective form of communication for lesbians to find each other.

Or, ya know, a foolproof way to know if a lady is also into ladies.

Enter: Lesbian Mating Calls.

Ah, the majestic calls of love. Here are lines you can always drop in a conversation or shout into the void. Works every time, 99% of the time.

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1. "Chocolate and vanilla, swiiirrrrrl swirl."

Netflix

2. "Talking, laughing, loving, breathing, (gasp) fighting, fucking, crying, drinking..."

3. "Hey, Shrimp Girl!"

MTV

4.

The crunch of cat litter under your shoes is the equivalent to a lesbian mating call.

Denise @LesbianLoungeFollow

The crunch of cat litter under your shoes is the equivalent to a lesbian mating call.

4:42 AM - 15 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. "You're looking very Shane today."

Showtime

6. "Accent a droite, bitch!"

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7.

I made the oitnb theme song my ringtone. It might be a lesbian mating call if someone calls me in public

Jessica Ryan@jdr5215Follow

I made the oitnb theme song my ringtone. It might be a lesbian mating call if someone calls me in public

7:11 PM - 23 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. *Xena Warrior Cry*

9. "Pauvre petit chiot."

BBC America

If they respond with, "You're the puppy," it's a done deal.

10.

11. *the sound of someone using nail clippers*

12. "You're just a bee charmer."

13.

One upside to this plague-thing I have. My voice has gotten all husky & low. I'm told I sound like Angie Harmon. Lesbian mating call voice.

Gaysler@HereRosemaryFollow

One upside to this plague-thing I have. My voice has gotten all husky & low. I'm told I sound like Angie Harmon. Lesbian mating call voice.

11:42 PM - 27 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. And, in times of desperation, it never hurts to be direct:

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