Bring it in, because we need to talk about the sexy songstress that is Brandi Carlile.
If you've already had the pleasure, nay the privilege, of listening to her music, you are most likely already crushing on her.
If not, you will be by the end of this post.
Brandi Carlile is like that cool girl in college who would drink the boys under the table.
But unlike that girl from college, Brandi went on to create a band and eventually perform at the White House.
Because she could, that's why.
After that performance, even the POTUS had caught a serious Carlile crush.
There could be entire novels written on the topic of her perfect forearms alone.
She supports causes close to her heart, by placing political slogans on her backside.
And when she takes the stage with that guitar...
...you really wish...
... you could be that guitar.
She is so incredibly down-to-earth, when she meets celebrities she doesn't seem to bat an eyelash.
But Brandi, it's Dave!
And for someone so effortlessly cool, she remains a true nerd at heart.
Not to mention her rare and uncanny ability to make bandanas look cool again.
But of course, the real reason the world crushes on Brandi isn't due to her stunning good looks and charm.
It's because each time she opens her mouth, that voice hits you like a ton of bricks.
Bricks that are made of feelings and happiness, OK?