1. When you were in that beautiful "figuring things out" period of your life and someone asked to borrow your phone:
JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.
2. When your mom, abuela, next-door neighbor, what have you, asks you that question:
3. When you have a crush on someone and can barely function in their presence:
4. When you're suffering through the online dating process:
5. Whenever you get hooked on a TV show with a queer character:
6. When some dude decides to be persistently stupid:
7. When you realize the truth in this beautiful progression:
8. *nods head furiously*
9. That time your parents taught you that maybe ignorance truly is bliss:
10. When coming out wasn't exactly what you expected:
11. Whenever you attempt the subtle art of flirting:
12. When some guy decides to open his mouth:
Same.
13. When you find out that, yes, it actually is her boyfriend in all those photos:
14. When you think you're ABOUT to MAYBE get a date:
S A M E
15. When you couldn't be more single if you tried:
16. To reiterate: very, very single:
17. But your friends? They aren't single.
mmhm, same.
18. "Same."
19. Double same:
20. *looks at camera in the style of The Office*
S A M E.
