Let's get one thing straight (no pun intended): No matter how you identify, being a queer woman is a pretty good time.
But, more often than we'd like, people make assumptions based solely on sexual orientation.
Maybe people you meet assume you're straight because you're wearing a dress and heels.
Guys might be shocked when you tell them you've never had a threesome – and aren't looking to try.
Your coworkers are surprised you haven't signed up for the company softball team.
And you've had to assure your best friend you are not looking to sleep with her.
I mean, you don't own a cat... you don't even like cats!
So, educate the masses! In the comments below, tell us an assumption someone made about you because you’re a queer woman.
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