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    Wanda Sykes Twitter Account Will Brighten Your Day

    She uses the term "tweeple" in an endearing way and loves her french wife more than life itself.

    Wanda's tweets are golden, especially when they concern her lovely wife:

    I got dressed. My wife gets dressed, and now I have to go change my shoes.

    I got dressed. My wife gets dressed, and now I have to go change my shoes.-- Official Wanda Sykes

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    Wife and I just saw a woman with huge breast wearing a gold sequined tank leaving the courthouse. We

    Wife and I just saw a woman with huge breast wearing a gold sequined tank leaving the courthouse. We-- Official Wanda Sykes

    Pt2 we both looked at each other looking at the woman and said, "Yeah, I would've let her walk too." #notguilty

    Pt2 we both looked at each other looking at the woman and said, "Yeah, I would've let her walk too." #notguilty-- Official Wanda Sykes

    Oh help me Sweet Jesus. My wife is now into martinis. I give us two more years. Merde! Aidez-moi @BriceFournier!

    Oh help me Sweet Jesus. My wife is now into martinis. I give us two more years. Merde! Aidez-moi @BriceFournier!-- Official Wanda Sykes

    Wife met another French person tonight. I think she has a tracking device.

    Wife met another French person tonight. I think she has a tracking device.-- Official Wanda Sykes

    I voted early by mail. Just went with the wife to vote. Very cool. Somebody's getting lucky tonight! #Forward2012

    I voted early by mail. Just went with the wife to vote. Very cool. Somebody's getting lucky tonight! #Forward2012-- Official Wanda Sykes

    Or her entire family:

    Went on a walk in our hood with the wife, two kids and the dog. A gardener said to us, "Hey, the future of the country." I hope so.

    Went on a walk in our hood with the wife, two kids and the dog. A gardener said to us, "Hey, the future of the country." I hope so.-- Official Wanda Sykes

    Long day with kids. Delightful evening, dinner with wife and @maileflanagan and wife. Yes, two lesbian married couples doing normal shit.

    Long day with kids. Delightful evening, dinner with wife and @maileflanagan and wife. Yes, two lesbian married couples doing normal shit.-- Official Wanda Sykes

    I can't drink after my kids. They just turned my glass of water into an aquarium. All kinds of stuff swimming around in there. Eew.

    I can't drink after my kids. They just turned my glass of water into an aquarium. All kinds of stuff swimming around in there. Eew.-- Official Wanda Sykes

    Watching the results of the French presidential elections with my wife...pretending like I give a shit.

    Watching the results of the French presidential elections with my wife...pretending like I give a shit.-- Official Wanda Sykes

    The family is on their way home. I have about six hours to do everything that I told my wife I did this week.

    The family is on their way home. I have about six hours to do everything that I told my wife I did this week.-- Official Wanda Sykes

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    Trying to make my dogs watch the Dog Show. They aren't feeling it. How are dogs going to get ahead if they won't support each other?

    Trying to make my dogs watch the Dog Show. They aren't feeling it. How are dogs going to get ahead if they won't support each other?-- Official Wanda Sykes

    Nite nite tweeple. Peace and Love-- Official Wanda Sykes

    Peace and Love indeed Wanda.

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