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36 Perfect Tweets That Made LGBT People Cackle In 2018

All hail twenty-gay-teen!

Queer Twitter is the most opinionated, hilarious, and, yes, self-deprecating corner of Twitter around. And guess what? This year we ๐Ÿ‘ did ๐Ÿ‘ not ๐Ÿ‘ disappoint ๐Ÿ‘

And let's be honest โ€” this year, what we needed most was a good laugh.

The continued existence of straight women in 2018 should utterly disprove the idea that homosexuality is a choice.

Here are just a few of the tweets that kept us (mostly) sane during this dumpster fire year that we will remember as 2018:

1.

The woman next to me at lunch asked what I was reading. I started to describe the plot. Two star crossed girls in high school. Unlikely love story. She cut me off and said she wasn't gay so it didn't interest her. I looked at the cover of her book. It's about a serial killer. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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find the gay person: ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป๐Ÿง’๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ฒ๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿพ๐Ÿง•๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ canโ€™t find them? thatโ€™s because itโ€™s u bitch

3.

โ€œHow the hell are we going to illustrate this story about a dead lesbian nun?โ€ https://t.co/mzYniOyRsa

4.

Queer Eye but it's a bunch of butch lesbians who show up at my house and teach me how to parallel park

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Doctor: โ€œIs there any chance you could be pregnant?โ€ Me: โ€œNoโ€ Doctor: โ€œHow do you know for sure?โ€ don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it โ€œBecause Iโ€™m GAYโ€

7.

Youโ€™ve heard of the gay agenda now get ready for: -The queer quest -The bi big idea -The pan plan -The asexual arrangement -The sapphic schedule

8.

Just looking at this picture turned me into a full lesbian. Good plan #NASA

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mars missions may be all female to avoid astronauts having sex during 1.5-year journey

10.

Hey gang what's your take on Italians? Should I be for or against? Thanks in advance! https://t.co/bGYSgkDUsH

11.

cis people using the right pronouns for trans people vs cis people when u misgender their dog

12.

Me planning my funeral: *hires someone to attend my service and blow an air horn every time the bereaved misgender me*

13.

me in middle school: iโ€™m FAR from gay me: ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“ (2 min. walk) ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ“gay

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bisexual culture is being in love with the whole cast of a movie

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Daughter: What does gays mean? Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way Her: So what's 'penetrating gays'? Me: Er... read me the whole sentence Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze" Me: Oh

16.

MOVE IM GAY https://t.co/DotzxchTV3

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when they've topped you for hours and tell you it's your turn now

19.

Things gay people do better: Walking fast, drinking iced coffee, getting haircuts, keeping plants alive, finding a random stranger on Instagram Things straight people do better: Remembering someone's name, driving, basic math, being quiet

20.

please stop asking gay people how we met or how we know each other. we know each other from being gay

21.

my cousin went to pride years ago and threw up on someone on a ferris wheel- fast forward 10 years, him and his husband were talking about pride and his husband told him a story about when he was thrown up on at pride- my cousin threw up on his husband 5 years before they met

22.

If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you're the top.

23.

Queer Eye, but its about a massive omnipotent eye that floats about the city, watching the people in silence, and is gay.

24.

today i saw a beautiful woman and said "wow... shes so pretty" and my coworker immediately was like, "dont feel like that natalie. you're pretty too" and i stared at him and said "im not jealous, flavio. im gay"

25.

my gay ass when i try to vote multiple times in disguise

26.

*dog barks* Straight owner: โ€œNo.โ€ *dog barks* Gay owner: โ€œAbsolutely not.โ€

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Ladies if he: - is emotionally immature - doesn't do housework - uses a 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash - doesn't own a bed frame - is quietly homophobic but you let it go He absolutely is your man, if you're a straight woman, based on what you all keep saying.

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gays in high school hanging out wit the pretty girls knowing if the guys want a shot with any of them theyโ€™ll have to be nice to him too

29.

I knew I was gay when I was at a girl's sleepover aged 8, and one of the girls asked me who my celebrity crush was, and I genuinely couldn't think of a man so panicked and said Andrew Lloyd Webber.

30.

me, yelling at the "personal life" section of wikipedia JUST TELL ME IF THEY'RE GAY

31.

ABBA's "Waterloo" but every time they say "Waterloo" it's Cate Blanchett from CAROL. This is my life. These are my choices.

32.

Fuck your zodiac sign tell me what actor was your gay awakening ?

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standup comics will make gay jokes that you could have overheard at the food court at your local mall in 2010 then call their tour "UNCENSORED" or something

34.

Showing up to important family gatherings after your mom told you to โ€˜keep it toned downโ€™

35.

At work a kid asked me if i was a boy or a girl so i said "neither" & their parent explained that some people are "he", some are "she", and others are "they" - the kid replied that they had never thought of that, and the parent said they could think about it more together later

36.

12 year old me, removing an โ€œam i gay?โ€ quiz from my search history:

Here's to another year of queer!

i follow so many gays i forget straight people exist