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    Aug 4, 2014

    This "Modern L Word" Twitter Account Is What You Need Right Now

    In the style of @SeinfeldToday, the ladies are back. Talking, laughing, loving, and now tweeting.

    When binge-watching old episodes of The L Word just isn't doing it anymore, don't panic.

    The "Modern L Word" Twitter account is here to fill that void in your life as it imagines what all the ladies would be up to right now:

    Alice admits that figuring out how to pronounce "Prepon" has kept her up @ night. "Laura Prepon doesn't know how to pronounce Laura Prepon."

    Modern L Word@ModernLWord

    Alice admits that figuring out how to pronounce "Prepon" has kept her up @ night. "Laura Prepon doesn't know how to pronounce Laura Prepon."

    12:03 AM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    When Tina learns that her Uber customer rating is 4.8, she begins to unravel: "Who gave me a 4? I'm charming as fuck. What did I do wrong??"

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    When Tina learns that her Uber customer rating is 4.8, she begins to unravel: "Who gave me a 4? I'm charming as fuck. What did I do wrong??"

    11:24 AM - 26 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    The tweets often reflect current events with small odes to the show's past thrown in:

    After Alice gets kicked off of an Amtrak for PDA w/a female stranger, she stages a citywide kiss-in. Bette considers running for WeHo mayor.

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    After Alice gets kicked off of an Amtrak for PDA w/a female stranger, she stages a citywide kiss-in. Bette considers running for WeHo mayor.

    3:34 AM - 08 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Helena curiously leaves the room at any mention of Jodie Foster's new marriage. Alice becomes a Lyft driver.

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    Helena curiously leaves the room at any mention of Jodie Foster's new marriage. Alice becomes a Lyft driver.

    8:39 AM - 24 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Bette starts to question her chances of winning the campaign. Helena: "You learned sign language in a day to get laid. You got this."

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    Bette starts to question her chances of winning the campaign. Helena: "You learned sign language in a day to get laid. You got this."

    12:05 AM - 17 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Thankfully, it seems not much has changed. Bette is still kickin' ass and taking names:

    Teen: "Know what I'm sayin'?" Bette: "See, THIS is when you use 'literally.' You've LITERALLY said nothing prior to this, so no...I don't."

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    Teen: "Know what I'm sayin'?"

    Bette: "See, THIS is when you use 'literally.' You've LITERALLY said nothing prior to this, so no...I don't."

    10:45 PM - 27 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    A young valet driver scratches Bette's new Tesla. Teen: "My bad." Bette: "Correct." Teen: "Bae, truce or nah?" Bette: "Can I buy a vowel?"

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    A young valet driver scratches Bette's new Tesla.

    Teen: "My bad."

    Bette: "Correct."

    Teen: "Bae, truce or nah?"

    Bette: "Can I buy a vowel?"

    11:40 AM - 15 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Shane is still looking very Shane today:

    When a friend tweets about a grandparent dying, Shane doesn't know if *liking* it is appropriate...so she throws her laptop into a pool.

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    When a friend tweets about a grandparent dying, Shane doesn't know if *liking* it is appropriate...so she throws her laptop into a pool.

    10:44 PM - 21 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Shane hits the jackpot wedge on Candy Crush's daily booster wheel and celebrates audibly. Alice: "Well THAT was certainly orgasm-adjacent."

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    Shane hits the jackpot wedge on Candy Crush's daily booster wheel and celebrates audibly. Alice: "Well THAT was certainly orgasm-adjacent."

    1:03 PM - 17 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Helena celebrates the premiere of @OITNB & has fond memories of running the yard. Shane accidentally starts working at the Apple Genius Bar.

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    Helena celebrates the premiere of @OITNB & has fond memories of running the yard. Shane accidentally starts working at the Apple Genius Bar.

    11:51 PM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Alice is still... being Alice:

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    Alice is caught trying to sneak backstage after Outkast's reunion performance at Coachella. While being carried away: "Sorry, Mr. 3000!"

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    Alice is caught trying to sneak backstage after Outkast's reunion performance at Coachella. While being carried away: "Sorry, Mr. 3000!"

    3:12 PM - 11 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    When Alice decides to crash a prom to further Shane's education on current trends, Alice throws her back out while attempting to twerk.

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    When Alice decides to crash a prom to further Shane's education on current trends, Alice throws her back out while attempting to twerk.

    3:16 PM - 18 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    And Jenny? Ugh.

    Jenny's surprised to learn she'll be staying in a smaller room in heaven than Dana. Meanwhile Dana's surprised to learn Jenny got in at all.

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    Jenny's surprised to learn she'll be staying in a smaller room in heaven than Dana. Meanwhile Dana's surprised to learn Jenny got in at all.

    4:54 AM - 08 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    More at @ModernLWord.