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19 New Year's Resolutions All Lesbians Can Totally Get Behind

"Stop thinking about Natalie Dormer while you're on a date."

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1. Go on more first dates:

2. And second dates too:

3. Stop thinking of Natalie Dormer on said dates.

Try really really really hard.

4. Get better at flirting:

5. Get a girlfriend and reach Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor levels of perfection:

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6. Master a new important life skill:

7. Continue to educate straight dudes:

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8. (To the best of your ability, anyway.)

9. Stop making this particular face at friends who, for whatever reason, have yet to watch Jessica Jones:

10. Watch more television with queer leads:

Me: *starts a new TV show* Me: where r the gays

11. Have more patience with parents:

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12. Get on Lena Waithe's dapper level, if possible:

Set it as a goal.

13. Experience the wonders of fine dining more often:

14. Try to keep the straight-girl crushes to a heartbreaking minimum:

15. Finally take control of my sexual health and well-being:

Get that info you need to know here and here.

No harm in also brushing up on the information that's already totally understood:

16. Achieve Cara Delevingne levels of eyebrow prowess.

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A girl can dream.

17. Stop thinking about Carol:

18. And maybe stop living vicariously through the romantic lives of fictional couples:

It's probably a bad habit for many reasons, including health reasons:

I'VE BEEN WARNED ABOUT SEX DRUG AND GAMBLING ADDICTIONS BUT NOW ONCE WAS I WARNED ABOUT GETTING ADDICTED TO SHIPPING TWO FICTIONAL LESBIANS

19. No, forget that. Live that life in 2016.

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