1. Go on more first dates:
2. And second dates too:
3. Stop thinking of Natalie Dormer on said dates.
Try really really really hard.
4. Get better at flirting:
5. Get a girlfriend and reach Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor levels of perfection:
6. Master a new important life skill:
7. Continue to educate straight dudes:
8. (To the best of your ability, anyway.)
9. Stop making this particular face at friends who, for whatever reason, have yet to watch Jessica Jones:
10. Watch more television with queer leads:
Me: *starts a new TV show* Me: where r the gays
11. Have more patience with parents:
12. Get on Lena Waithe's dapper level, if possible:
13. Experience the wonders of fine dining more often:
14. Try to keep the straight-girl crushes to a heartbreaking minimum:
15. Finally take control of my sexual health and well-being:
No harm in also brushing up on the information that's already totally understood:
16. Achieve Cara Delevingne levels of eyebrow prowess.
17. Stop thinking about Carol:
18. And maybe stop living vicariously through the romantic lives of fictional couples:
It's probably a bad habit for many reasons, including health reasons:
I'VE BEEN WARNED ABOUT SEX DRUG AND GAMBLING ADDICTIONS BUT NOW ONCE WAS I WARNED ABOUT GETTING ADDICTED TO SHIPPING TWO FICTIONAL LESBIANS
19. No, forget that. Live that life in 2016.
