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19 New Year's Resolutions All Lesbians Can Totally Get Behind

"Stop thinking about Natalie Dormer while you're on a date."

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4. Get better at flirting:

6. Master a new important life skill:

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7. Continue to educate straight dudes:

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8. (To the best of your ability, anyway.)

10. Watch more television with queer leads:

Me: *starts a new TV show* Me: where r the gays

11. Have more patience with parents:

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13. Experience the wonders of fine dining more often:

14. Try to keep the straight-girl crushes to a heartbreaking minimum:

15. Finally take control of my sexual health and well-being:

Get that info you need to know here and here.

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17. Stop thinking about Carol:

18. And maybe stop living vicariously through the romantic lives of fictional couples:

It's probably a bad habit for many reasons, including health reasons:

I'VE BEEN WARNED ABOUT SEX DRUG AND GAMBLING ADDICTIONS BUT NOW ONCE WAS I WARNED ABOUT GETTING ADDICTED TO SHIPPING TWO FICTIONAL LESBIANS

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