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    Posted on Dec 30, 2015

    19 New Year's Resolutions All Lesbians Can Totally Get Behind

    "Stop thinking about Natalie Dormer while you're on a date."

    1. Go on more first dates:

    2. And second dates too:

    3. Stop thinking of Natalie Dormer on said dates.

    Try really really really hard.

    4. Get better at flirting:

    5. Get a girlfriend and reach Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor levels of perfection:

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    6. Master a new important life skill:

    7. Continue to educate straight dudes:

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    8. (To the best of your ability, anyway.)

    9. Stop making this particular face at friends who, for whatever reason, have yet to watch Jessica Jones:

    10. Watch more television with queer leads:

    Me: *starts a new TV show* Me: where r the gays

    11. Have more patience with parents:

    12. Get on Lena Waithe's dapper level, if possible:

    13. Experience the wonders of fine dining more often:

    14. Try to keep the straight-girl crushes to a heartbreaking minimum:

    15. Finally take control of my sexual health and well-being:

    Get that info you need to know here and here.

    No harm in also brushing up on the information that's already totally understood:

    16. Achieve Cara Delevingne levels of eyebrow prowess.

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    A girl can dream.

    17. Stop thinking about Carol:

    18. And maybe stop living vicariously through the romantic lives of fictional couples:

    It's probably a bad habit for many reasons, including health reasons:

    I'VE BEEN WARNED ABOUT SEX DRUG AND GAMBLING ADDICTIONS BUT NOW ONCE WAS I WARNED ABOUT GETTING ADDICTED TO SHIPPING TWO FICTIONAL LESBIANS

    19. No, forget that. Live that life in 2016.