Tumblr users have some seriously creative ways to respond to homophobia. Take notes, class is in session:
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Drop some knowledge and make a swift exit.
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List any relevant food allergies.
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Use a simple but powerful comparison.
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When in doubt, pun it out.
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Violence is never the answer, though it may be tempting.
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Spread on that sarcasm thick.
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Point out the obvious.
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Get animated with your true feelings.
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Turn that hypothetical right back around.
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Answer their inquiries to the best of your ability.
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And don't forget to respond to blunt questions with blunt answers: