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29 Tweets About Being A Lesbian That Will Make You Laugh Every Time

"Every single dude in The Sandlot jacked his style from a soft butch lesbian IRL"

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When your parents say "You can only talk to girls on the phone." But didn't know you were a lesbian.

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I believe God created Adam and Eve, Adam and Steve, and the less talked about lesbian couple Judy and Sheila who mostly kept to themselves.

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if dudes wear flip flops the media will call them gay but women could have their fist inside a vagina at Walmart and they'd be best friends

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When you see someone cute but they're straight😒

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Description for every lesbian film: "In this taboo romance.."

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From 1 to blue is the warmest colour just how hot is it?

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certain frames of terminator 2 look like a lesbian couple's instagram

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According to the Pope, my sex has the power to destroy the very essence of the human creature. The line forms to the left, ladies.

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Period period, go away I really don't need this shit, I'm gay. - A lesbian poem.

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When your family asks you if you have a boyfriend or if you know someone that you have in mind that you wanna date

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gay fall six word horror story: all my flannel shirts are wrinkled

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When you discover you've been crushing on a straight girl all day...

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For every time a man says he don't eat pussy, a lesbian is born

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If you say "Kristen Stewart" three times inquisitive queer women will appear in your mirror

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when your mom wants your Netflix password but you've been watching lesbian movies http://t.co/0hiu9QnhLV

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every single dude in the Sandlot jacked his style from a soft butch lesbian IRL

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Carpet Samples would be a great name for a lesbian dating site.

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when you're gay af online but straight anywhere else

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How Lesbian Sexting Works #haiku Autocorrect turns "mmm" to "mom." Freud rises from grave: "I told you so!"

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Two types of lesbians in the world 😂😂

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for someone who is a lesbian, i really don't know anything about lesbians

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"There's a lesbian couple on it now, you'll probs ship them" thx

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do u ever see a gay/lesbian couple on the street and supress the urge to yell "I SHIP IT" cause i do ;/

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"She's hot!" "She's straight" Life of a lesbian, a summary.

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I've got a friend who's watched every single movie and tv show with a lesbian on it but she's homophobic and I'm like

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when you're talking to a girl and things start getting serious...

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Such a double standard between men & women, like when men have sex with lots of women they're "players," but when I do it I'm a "lesbian."