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Actresses Who Sparked My Sexual Awakening Without Me Even Knowing It

Back then: "I want to be her." Now: "Nope, I definitely just wanted to make out with her.”

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2. Michelle Rodriguez as Eden in Blue Crush:

Universal Pictures

Back then: *Goes out and purchases first pair of board shorts*

Now: I didn't look half as good as Rodriguez in those board shorts.

3. Alana Austin as Andy in Motocrossed:


Back then: I wonder if I could pull off a crew cut?

Now: I fully understand now that in ANY movie where the twin sister poses as her brother, the sister was making me hot 'n' bothered.


5. Eliza Dushku as Missy in Bring It On :

Universal Pictures

Back then: What is it about her? She's so cool and such an outsider...

Now: It was her face. That's it. I liked her face.

6. Geena Davis... Wait, no, the entire cast of A League of Their Own:

Columbia Pictures

Back then: These girls are so kick-ass and hilarious, I want to be on their team.

Now: I hope they play for my team. *wink wink*


9. Gina Toress as Zoë Washburne in Firefly:

20th Century Fox

Back then: I could pull off an all-leather getup.

Now: I could get that all-leather getup off her in under five minutes.


10. Kate Winslet as Rose in Titanic:

The Samuel Goldwyn Company

Back then: I can't believe Jack died. *wipes single tear*

Now: What an idiot, I would have never let go! I could paint Kate like one of those French girls.

11. Shannyn Sossamon as Jocelyn in A Knight's Tale:

Columbia Pictures

Back then: Guh, why am I so jealous of her? Probably because she gets Heath.

Now: Ooooh, I was jealous of Heath for getting with her.


12. Karen Allen as Marion Ravenwood in Raiders of the Lost Ark:

Back then: I should major in archeology.

Now: Archeology can sit on my face and so can Karen Allen.

Who were you crushin' on (even if you didn't realize it at the time!)? Add in the comments below!


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