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    Aug 2, 2015

    Actresses Who Sparked My Sexual Awakening Without Me Even Knowing It

    Back then: "I want to be her." Now: "Nope, I definitely just wanted to make out with her.”

    1. Christina Ricci as Roberta in Now and Then:

    New Line Cinema

    Back then: This girl is obsessed with boobs.

    Now: Same, Roberta. Same.

    2. Michelle Rodriguez as Eden in Blue Crush:

    Universal Pictures

    Back then: *Goes out and purchases first pair of board shorts*

    Now: I didn't look half as good as Rodriguez in those board shorts.

    3. Alana Austin as Andy in Motocrossed:

    Disney

    Back then: I wonder if I could pull off a crew cut?

    Now: I fully understand now that in ANY movie where the twin sister poses as her brother, the sister was making me hot 'n' bothered.

    4. Parminder Nagra as Jess in Bend It Like Beckham:

    Fox Searchlight

    Back then: I should play soccer.

    Now: OHHHHHhhhhh. Oh my god.

    Fox Searchlight
    Fox Searchlight

    5. Eliza Dushku as Missy in Bring It On :

    Universal Pictures

    Back then: What is it about her? She's so cool and such an outsider...

    Now: It was her face. That's it. I liked her face.

    6. Geena Davis... Wait, no, the entire cast of A League of Their Own:

    Columbia Pictures

    Back then: These girls are so kick-ass and hilarious, I want to be on their team.

    Now: I hope they play for my team. *wink wink*

    7. Missy Peregrym as Haley in Stick It:

    Touchstone

    Back then: I wonder if I'll ever have abs like that.

    Now: HAHAHAHahahah, not a chance. But my girlfriend does!

    Touchstone

    8. Shawna Waldron as Becky "The Icebox" O’Shea in Little Giants:

    Warner Bros. Family Entertainment

    Back then: She's so me.

    Now: She so would have been my first girlfriend.

    Warner Bros. Family Entertainment
    Warner Bros. Family Entertainment

    9. Gina Toress as Zoë Washburne in Firefly:

    20th Century Fox

    Back then: I could pull off an all-leather getup.

    Now: I could get that all-leather getup off her in under five minutes.

    Fox
    Fox

    10. Kate Winslet as Rose in Titanic:

    The Samuel Goldwyn Company

    Back then: I can't believe Jack died. *wipes single tear*

    Now: What an idiot, I would have never let go! I could paint Kate like one of those French girls.

    11. Shannyn Sossamon as Jocelyn in A Knight's Tale:

    Columbia Pictures

    Back then: Guh, why am I so jealous of her? Probably because she gets Heath.

    Now: Ooooh, I was jealous of Heath for getting with her.

    Columbia Pictures
    Columbia Pictures

    12. Karen Allen as Marion Ravenwood in Raiders of the Lost Ark:

    Paramount Pictures

    Back then: I should major in archeology.

    Now: Archeology can sit on my face and so can Karen Allen.

    Marion Ravenwood in Raiders Of The Lost Ark

    13. Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swan in Pirates of the Caribbean:

    Walt Disney Motion Pictures

    Back then: Being a pirate would be so badass.

    Now: I would be her first mate.

    Walt Disney
    Walt Disney

    14. Winona Ryder in absolutely everything.

    <3 <3 Winona, call me! <3 <3

    Who were you crushin' on (even if you didn't realize it at the time!)? Add in the comments below!