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When You're Done With Season 5 Of "Orange Is The New Black" You Can Read This

Don't forget the "Hot Cheetos and Takis!"

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Regardless, you gave in and binged the whole damn season:

Because you'll never learn.

Oprah: Did you binge watch all of Orange is the New Black in less than 24 hours? Me:


But let's dive deeper into the roller coaster of emotions, shall we?

1. The show opens with Daya straight up shooting a guard, and the riot that follows quickly gets way out of hand:

2. You quickly realize this may just be the darkest season of the show:

And, you were correct.

3. But (thank goodness) there were a ton of laughs to ease the tension:

So you could stop clenching your covers for two seconds.


4. And some ~relatable~ moments:

When your inner hoe comes out at the club and your friends are just onlooking in shame.... #OITNB


8. Midway through the season, you realized Frieda is the first person you're running to when the apocalypse happens:

9. While Caputo and those cops are the last dudes you'd ask to help you with your math homework:

Something doesn't add up.


16. And there were scenes that made your heart break:

18. Or, you know, the entire last episode:

Me during the last episode of #OITNB


22. You were left with questions, but there is nobody to give you answers:


23. Like, where are they taking the inmates? Did Chang straight up escape? Are they going to find Pennsatucky? Who will get the blame for killing Piscatella? WE HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER YEAR FOR THIS ALL OVER AGAIN!?