The new season of Orange Is the New Black was released early on Netflix this week.
As if all that wasn't enough, this face came into your life with absolutely no warning:
(To be fair, we knew this was coming, but in no way could we have humanly prepared for it.)
If you've been watching — or if you've already spent one night binging and are already rewatching — you've been slowly falling in love with actor Ruby Rose, who plays Stella Carlin on OITNB's Season 3.
You, during that scene. (cough cough, Episode 9, cough cough).
There should be a warning flashed before she appears on screen with those perfect eyebrows and that sly grin. A warning, I say!
Don't get started on the accent. Don't.
It's a love that grows stronger with each episode.
Let's break it down, shall we?
Stage 1: Curiosity, but hesitation.
Symptoms: Leaning close enough into the screen to taste it. Who is this new girl? I like her tattoos? But is she going to go all ~evi ~ like Vee?
Stage 2: Infatuation.
Symptoms: Drooling on yourself, night sweats. SEND HELP.
Stage 3: Pure undying devotion.
Symptoms: Elation and hallucinations. Your life is forever changed.