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For Anyone Currently Falling For Ruby Rose On "Orange Is The New Black"

Let us join together and pray, amen. (Spoilers of the Rose variety.)

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The new season of Orange Is the New Black was released early on Netflix this week.

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As if all that wasn't enough, this face came into your life with absolutely no warning:

(To be fair, we knew this was coming, but in no way could we have humanly prepared for it.)

If you've been watching — or if you've already spent one night binging and are already rewatching — you've been slowly falling in love with actor Ruby Rose, who plays Stella Carlin on OITNB's Season 3.

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You, during that scene. (cough cough, Episode 9, cough cough).

But let's not get ahead of ourselves. This love affair starts at the beginning!

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There should be a warning flashed before she appears on screen with those perfect eyebrows and that sly grin. A warning, I say!

Don't get started on the accent. Don't.

It's a love that grows stronger with each episode.

Let's break it down, shall we?

Stage 1: Curiosity, but hesitation.

Symptoms: Leaning close enough into the screen to taste it. Who is this new girl? I like her tattoos? But is she going to go all ~evi ~ like Vee?

Stage 2: Infatuation.

Symptoms: Drooling on yourself, night sweats. SEND HELP.

Stage 3: Pure undying devotion.

Symptoms: Elation and hallucinations. Your life is forever changed.

You quickly learn that Stella isn't just cocky, tatted-up amazingness — but also brains.

You know you're done for when you start yelling at the screen:

At times, it seemed the world was against you. Why?

Just when you thought your heart could take no more, this happened:

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You picked your jaw up off the floor...

...but you will never be the same.

Despite sexual preference I think it's safe to say that Ruby Rose has everyone feeling some kinda way.

Some of your friends are all, "Ruby who!?" Leave them behind — they are not friends worth having.

So now you're a goner. What more can you do?

I'm in love with Ruby Rose 😍❤️

nobody understands how much I love ruby rose 😫

I am literally in love with Ruby Rose

...try not to think about the fact she's taken IRL...

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It's Ruby Rose's world now, and you are simply living in it.

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