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For Anyone Currently Falling For Ruby Rose On "Orange Is The New Black"

Let us join together and pray, amen. (Spoilers of the Rose variety.)

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(To be fair, we knew this was coming, but in no way could we have humanly prepared for it.)

If you've been watching — or if you've already spent one night binging and are already rewatching — you've been slowly falling in love with actor Ruby Rose, who plays Stella Carlin on OITNB's Season 3.


But let's not get ahead of ourselves. This love affair starts at the beginning!

It's a love that grows stronger with each episode.

Let's break it down, shall we?


Stage 1: Curiosity, but hesitation.

Symptoms: Leaning close enough into the screen to taste it. Who is this new girl? I like her tattoos? But is she going to go all ~evi ~ like Vee?

You quickly learn that Stella isn't just cocky, tatted-up amazingness — but also brains.


At times, it seemed the world was against you. Why?


...but you will never be the same.

Despite sexual preference I think it's safe to say that Ruby Rose has everyone feeling some kinda way.


I'm in love with Ruby Rose 😍❤️

nobody understands how much I love ruby rose 😫

I am literally in love with Ruby Rose


...try not to think about the fact she's taken IRL...

It's Ruby Rose's world now, and you are simply living in it.