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All The Types Of Sex You'll Have Living In New York City

"Waking Up And Not Knowing What Borough You're In Sex." Consider this a to-do list.

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1. "Wake Up And Don't Know What Borough You're In" Sex

2. "Your Roommate Is Home And Your Apartment Has Thin Walls" Sex

3. "Your Roommate Is Asleep And Your Apartment Has Thin Walls" Sex

4. "Your Roommate Will Be Back Any Minute" Sex

5. "Your Roommate Is Gone All Weekend" Sex

6. "I Don't Have Any Roommates" Sex

7. "Quick, Run To The Bodega For Condoms" Sex

8. "The Blinds Are Open And Our Neighbors Can Probably See" Sex

9. "Hurry, Before The Seamless Guy Gets Here" Sex

10. "Back Seat Of The Taxi" Sex


11. "Back Seat Of The Uber" Sex

12."Getting The D On The D Train" Sex

13. "Elevator With A Security Camera" Sex

14. "Lost In Central Park" Sex

15. "Lost In Prospect Park" Sex

16. "Summer Heat Wave With No A/C" Sex

17. "Difficult Shower Sex Because It's So Hot Outside" Sex

18. "City Wide Power Outage" Sex

19. "Blizzard Bae" Sex

20. "That One Tropical Storm/Hurricane Every Year" Sex

21. "On The Fire Escape During The Summer" Sex

22. "On The Fire Escape During A Blizzard" Sex

23. "I Just Wanted To See Your Apartment" Sex

24. "I Can't Stand You But Love Your Apartment" Sex

25. "Just Noticed You Have No Books Here, This Is The End" Sex

26. "Pre-Brunch Quickie" Sex

27. "Post-Brunch Quickie" Sex

28. "I Know You'll Buy My Brunch" Sex

29. "Dive Bar Bathroom" Sex

30. "The L Train Is Down So We Are Stranded" Sex


31. "Drunk After The Pride Parade" Sex

32. "Drunk On St. Patrick's Day" Sex

33. "Avoiding Santacon" Sex

34. "I Liked Your Halloween Costume On The F Train" Sex

35. "Really, Really, REALLY Fancy Hotel Room" Sex

36. "Not Even Close To Fancy Hotel Room" Sex

37. "I'm Leaving On A Jet Plane" Sex

38. "I Swiped Right By Accident But That's Okay" Sex

39. "You Don't Look Like Your Tinder Profile Picture" Sex

40. "Rented An AirBnB Upstate" Sex

41. "Late Night At The Office" Sex

42. "The Cost Of The Cab Was Worth It" Sex

43. "The Cost Of The Cab Wasn't Worth It" Sex

44. "New Apartment, No Furniture Yet" Sex

45. "We Finally Got A Bed" Sex

46. "We Finally Got A Couch" Sex

47. "Last Day On The Lease" Sex

48. "It's Really Noisy In The East Village, Might As Well" Sex

49. "I Slid Into Your DMs And It Worked" Sex

50. "We Are Avoiding Defining The Relationship" Sex

51. "We Have The Same Neighborhood Bar" Sex

52. "Let's Split A Cab" Sex

53."Just Ate A Lot Of Halal Cart, But Fuck It" Sex

54. "I Can't Believe I Went To New Jersey And Crossed State Lines" Sex

55. "Staycation" Sex

56. "I Got A Raise!" Sex

57. "I Got Laid Off" Sex

58. "This Building Has Roof Access" Sex

59. "This Building Doesn't Have Roof Access But Let's Go Up Anyway" Sex

60. "Got Locked Out On The Roof" Sex


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