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6 Things More Likely To Happen Than Ellen DeGeneres And Portia De Rossi Breaking Up

Divorce rumors were quickly shut down by DeGeneres this week, not that we were worried.

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This week on Ellen, DeGeneres swiftly shut down rumors concerning her marriage to actress Portia De Rossi.


“There’s not one ounce of truth to any of it. I’m very happily married,” she said.

And by marriage, I mean the most perfect union of two souls that has ever occurred over the history of all time.

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