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50 Sexual Orientations That Should Exist If They Don’t Already

Sexual Orientation: Channing Tatum wearing sweatpants.

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1. Sexual Orientation: Meryl Streep's IMDb page.

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2. Sexual Orientation: The look on Drake's face at the end of the "Anaconda" music video.

3. Sexual Orientation: Marlene Dietrich in a top hat.

4. Sexual Orientation: Listening to "Jolene" on repeat for three hours nonstop.

5. Sexual Orientation: All of the sex scenes on How to Get Away With Murder involving rimming.

6. Sexual Orientation: The entirety of Solange's wedding.

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7. Sexual Orientation: "Goodbye to All That" by Joan Didion.

8. Sexual Orientation: Bottomless mimosas.

9. Sexual Orientation: Student loan "debt forgiveness" plans.

11. Sexual Orientation: Zachary Quinto's eyebrows.

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12. Sexual Orientation: Ruby Rose's eyebrows.

13. Sexual Orientation: Great eyebrows, in general.

14. Sexual Orientation: The entire cast of Orange Is the New Black.

15. Sexual Orientation: Beyoncé releasing surprise albums and music videos.

16. Sexual Orientation: Every sex scene on The L Word involving Shane.

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17. Sexual Orientation: Any time Laverne Cox gives a speech.

18. Sexual Orientation: Samira Wiley's entire life.

19. Sexual Orientation: One of those giant jars of Nutella.

20. Sexual Orientation: Barbra Streisand as Fanny Brice.

21. Sexual Orientation: Benedict Cumberbatch's hands.

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22. Sexual Orientation: Murray Bartlett's mustache on Looking.

23. Sexual Orientation: "The Ladies Who Lunch."

24. Sexual Orientation: Uzo Aduba's red carpet game.

26. Sexual Orientation: Sitting next to Anna Wintour at a fashion show.

27. Sexual Orientation: Makeup contouring.

28. Sexual Orientation: Someone hacking Joyce Carol Oates' Twitter account.

29. Sexual Orientation: A cashmere onesie.

30. Sexual Orientation: Channing Tatum wearing sweatpants.

31. Sexual Orientation: Lupita Nyong'o going on a shopping spree.

32. Sexual Orientation: Dimples, just in general.

33. Sexual Orientation: Misandry.

34. Sexual Orientation: Xander's Speedo scene from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

35. Sexual Orientation: Oberyn Martell slowly eating grapes.

36. Sexual Orientation: Binge-watching Buffy.

37. Sexual Orientation: Naya Rivera's side-eye.

38. Sexual Orientation: Perfectly alphabetized DVD collection.

39. Sexual Orientation: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass.

40. Sexual Orientation: Ciara dancing in her music videos.

42. Sexual Orientation: Chris Tucker in The Fifth Element.

43. Sexual Orientation: Jane Russel in plaid.

44. Sexual Orientation: Taking my pants off after work.

45. Sexual Orientation: Shondaland.

46. Sexual Orientation: Rosemary french fries.

47. Sexual Orientation: Patti Lupone's career.

48: Sexual Orientation: Annie Clark playing guitar.

49. Sexual Orientation: Neil deGrasse Tyson's voice.

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