The hilariously sarcastic Facts About Queers states on their Tumblr that they, “try to provide a safe space for ridiculousity, humor provided by queers for queers.” Although the Tumblr is only a year or so old, they have garnered quite the following and branched out onto Twitter.
We illustrated a few of our favorite 100% true facts:
4. FACT: Queers do not actually exist, it’s all just an elaborate joke on Rick Santorum.
15. FACT: All demisexuals are secretly attracted to Demi Lovato
16. FACT: Every lesbian is actually Rosie O’Donnell in disguise.
THINK ABOUT IT!? It must be true.
18. FACT: In the hands of any queer, glitter instantly becomes a weapon.
A really deadly weapon…
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Get more facts here.
THE TRUTH MUST BE REVEALED.
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