back to top
LGBT

15 Words Lesbians Can Use As An Equivalent To "Cock Block"

"Dang it Karen, stop being such a twat swat."

Posted on

Everyone has experienced "that moment" when a so-called-friend destroys your chances at sealing the deal with that special someone.

Watcha/Watcha

Ah yes, the art of the cock block. While that term is usually used in the context of a man workin' game, the dating struggle is real for absolutely everyone out there. So, here are some alternatives – the good and bad – for just the ladies out there.

1.

"I was about to get her number, but then whats-her-face completely came over and clam jammed me."
enzodebernardo/enzodebernardo

"I was about to get her number, but then whats-her-face completely came over and clam jammed me."

2.

"Nah, I got bushwhacked or else I would have gotten her number."
Weedezign/Weedezign

"Nah, I got bushwhacked or else I would have gotten her number."

3.

"I didn't need you coming over with all that clitorference, okay? Have my back for once, Karen." Fucking Karen.
ThinkStock

"I didn't need you coming over with all that clitorference, okay? Have my back for once, Karen." Fucking Karen.

4.

"We were having an amazing conversation when – WHAM – Morgan came over all taco blacko and ruined it."
Kimberlee Reimer/Kimberlee Reimer

"We were having an amazing conversation when – WHAM – Morgan came over all taco blacko and ruined it."

5.

"That is the THIRD time tonight, stop being a twat swat!"
THINKSTOCK

"That is the THIRD time tonight, stop being a twat swat!"

6.

"I was about to ask her if she wanted to get outta here, but that bartender came in with the pussy pass and I had no chance."Similar terms: Pussy Block
Property of Chad Powell/Property of Chad Powell

"I was about to ask her if she wanted to get outta here, but that bartender came in with the pussy pass and I had no chance."

Similar terms: Pussy Block

7.

"She swooped in like freakin' ninja! Classic honey pot block."
Debby Lewis-Harrison/Debby Lewis-Harrison

"She swooped in like freakin' ninja! Classic honey pot block."

8.

"Don't be a muffin muzzle Brittney, damn."
pilip76/pilip76

"Don't be a muffin muzzle Brittney, damn."

9.

"Oh no, is Sarah talking to that clingy girl? Go box out."Similar term: Box Block.
stockyimages/stockyimages

"Oh no, is Sarah talking to that clingy girl? Go box out."

Similar term: Box Block.

10.

“Oh, sorry were you going to go talk to her? I don’t wanna beaver dam.”
PaulReevesPhotography/PaulReevesPhotography

“Oh, sorry were you going to go talk to her? I don’t wanna beaver dam.”

11.

"She walked up to us and immediately brought up that embarrassing period story I swore her to secrecy with – what a carpet cutter."
kellyreekolibry/kellyreekolibry

"She walked up to us and immediately brought up that embarrassing period story I swore her to secrecy with – what a carpet cutter."

12.

"And she had the NERVE to come in with the cooch check, unbelievable."
THINKSTOCK

"And she had the NERVE to come in with the cooch check, unbelievable."

13.

"Sometimes being a good friend means going in for the snatch snag, I couldn't watch her make that mistake!"
shutterstock

"Sometimes being a good friend means going in for the snatch snag, I couldn't watch her make that mistake!"

14.

"I saw you working game over there, that is until that other chick came over with the scissorception."
delta_art/delta_art

"I saw you working game over there, that is until that other chick came over with the scissorception."

15.

"You can always count on Tracy to come over and cunt punt, every single time."
ThinkStock

"You can always count on Tracy to come over and cunt punt, every single time."

Big H/T to this reddit thread for asking the tough questions.

The best things at three price points