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22 Funny, Surreal Moments From Boris Johnson's Twitter Q&A

"Do you like couscous?"

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Boris Johnson held a Q&A on Tuesday afternoon, and the Mayor of London asked Twitter to ask him anything.

i just lurve my monthly twitter session ! that and bringing homes jobs growth transport crime down etc #askboris @caitlinhoyle99

Boris Johnson@MayorofLondon

i just lurve my monthly twitter session ! that and bringing homes jobs growth transport crime down etc #askboris @caitlinhoyle99

1:41 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

1. Most people didn't really take it that seriously.

@MayorofLondon would you like my waffle? #askboris

Ashley Davies@chilla9697

@MayorofLondon would you like my waffle? #askboris

1:43 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. Some people asked how he maintains his glorious mane of floppy hair.

@MayorofLondon whats your shampoo of choice? #askboris

Kate Etheridge@KateEtheridge

@MayorofLondon whats your shampoo of choice? #askboris

1:44 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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3. You know, the important things.

@MayorofLondon #askboris what is the number for your barber? great job.

Shin Ji Sung@Konichikagawa

@MayorofLondon #askboris what is the number for your barber? great job.

2:09 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. Others questioned him about his food choices.

@MayorofLondon Do you like cous cous? #askboris

Daniel Bohill@dannybohill

@MayorofLondon Do you like cous cous? #askboris

1:43 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6.

@MayorofLondon #askboris do you prefer a Falafel or a Kerfuffle ?

mark gevaux@theribman

@MayorofLondon #askboris do you prefer a Falafel or a Kerfuffle ?

1:57 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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8. And he got asked the age old question too.

@MayorofLondon would you give up chocolate or cheese? #askboris

Farhat Raza@farhat8

@MayorofLondon would you give up chocolate or cheese? #askboris

2:09 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. Speaking of old age questions.

@MayorofLondon bum or boobs? #askboris ;)

JDL@JDLaszlo

@MayorofLondon bum or boobs? #askboris ;)

2:07 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. Meanwhile some people asked if he would join them for a game of table tennis.

@MayorofLondon want to join me for a game of wiff waff? #askboris

cap'n cook@riceandwhisky

@MayorofLondon want to join me for a game of wiff waff? #askboris

1:49 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. Some people were a little confused though and asked if he had the number of a hitman.

If there were a bloke I wanted beating up, could you help me out with a phone number? @MayorofLondon #askboris

Nick Pettigrew@Nick_Pettigrew

If there were a bloke I wanted beating up, could you help me out with a phone number? @MayorofLondon #askboris

1:51 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. But others just wanted some advice from the man. Holiday decisions are difficult.

@MayorofLondon #AskBoris cancun or vegas for spring break? I know its not London related but i just can't decide

Daniel Zealander@zealander17

@MayorofLondon #AskBoris cancun or vegas for spring break? I know its not London related but i just can't decide

1:51 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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13. There were some who asked if he would have sat on the Iron Throne after the Queen teased fans around the world.

.@MayorofLondon If you'd been visiting the Game of Thrones set would you have sat on the #IronThrone? #askboris

Ed Holmes@TeddyCHolmes

.@MayorofLondon If you'd been visiting the Game of Thrones set would you have sat on the #IronThrone? #askboris

1:57 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. And he was asked about his future plans.

@MayorofLondon is it true you are the seconf coming of jesus #askboris

Princess Harrold@L0stInTheF0g

@MayorofLondon is it true you are the seconf coming of jesus #askboris

1:57 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15.

@MayorofLondon When is the mothership coming for you? #askboris

spider@lurkingspider

@MayorofLondon When is the mothership coming for you?
#askboris

1:54 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. He also got questions about train journeys. What's the best way to do my journey home?

@MayorofLondon I've got to get from Paddington to London Bridge, what's the best tube to get?

Hugh Moxon@hughbydooby

@MayorofLondon I've got to get from Paddington to London Bridge, what's the best tube to get?

1:57 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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18. But we were back on to serious matters.

Boris, if you could be a Kinder Egg, what surprise would you contain? @MayorofLondon #askboris

Peter Mason@ptrmsn

Boris, if you could be a Kinder Egg, what surprise would you contain? @MayorofLondon #askboris

1:25 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

19.

@MayorofLondon Have you just farted? #askboris

Pete McCarthy@pete_mccarthy

@MayorofLondon Have you just farted? #askboris

2:04 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. And does he have advice for England's manager?

@MayorofLondon What do you think Roy Hodgson has to do in the aftermath of the World Cup disaster? #askboris

neilninjahowell@neilninjahowell

@MayorofLondon What do you think Roy Hodgson has to do in the aftermath of the World Cup disaster? #askboris

1:57 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. What about magic powers. What would Boris do then?!

@MayorofLondon if you had three lives would you use one to see you lost all your rings like sonic? #askboris

RatMasterOfCunning@van_Gaston

@MayorofLondon if you had three lives would you use one to see you lost all your rings like sonic? #askboris

1:53 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

22. And finally, someone asked the question to which everyone wants an answer.

@MayorofLondon Any chance of being able to have a beer after 2am without going to Fabric? #askboris

Ronan Fitzgerald@rmkf

@MayorofLondon Any chance of being able to have a beer after 2am without going to Fabric? #askboris

1:56 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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