Boris Johnson held a Q&A on Tuesday afternoon, and the Mayor of London asked Twitter to ask him anything.
i just lurve my monthly twitter session ! that and bringing homes jobs growth transport crime down etc #askboris @caitlinhoyle99
1. Most people didn't really take it that seriously.
@MayorofLondon would you like my waffle? #askboris
2. Some people asked how he maintains his glorious mane of floppy hair.
@MayorofLondon whats your shampoo of choice? #askboris
3. You know, the important things.
@MayorofLondon #askboris what is the number for your barber? great job.
4. Others questioned him about his food choices.
@MayorofLondon Do you like cous cous? #askboris
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@MayorofLondon #askboris do you prefer a Falafel or a Kerfuffle ?
7. Cheese? Yes please.
8. And he got asked the age old question too.
@MayorofLondon would you give up chocolate or cheese? #askboris
9. Speaking of old age questions.
@MayorofLondon bum or boobs? #askboris ;)
10. Meanwhile some people asked if he would join them for a game of table tennis.
@MayorofLondon want to join me for a game of wiff waff? #askboris
11. Some people were a little confused though and asked if he had the number of a hitman.
If there were a bloke I wanted beating up, could you help me out with a phone number? @MayorofLondon #askboris
12. But others just wanted some advice from the man. Holiday decisions are difficult.
@MayorofLondon #AskBoris cancun or vegas for spring break? I know its not London related but i just can't decide
13. There were some who asked if he would have sat on the Iron Throne after the Queen teased fans around the world.
.@MayorofLondon If you'd been visiting the Game of Thrones set would you have sat on the #IronThrone? #askboris
14. And he was asked about his future plans.
@MayorofLondon is it true you are the seconf coming of jesus #askboris
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@MayorofLondon When is the mothership coming for you? #askboris
16. He also got questions about train journeys. What's the best way to do my journey home?
@MayorofLondon I've got to get from Paddington to London Bridge, what's the best tube to get?
17. Somewhere between all the important questions, someone proposed to him.
18. But we were back on to serious matters.
Boris, if you could be a Kinder Egg, what surprise would you contain? @MayorofLondon #askboris
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@MayorofLondon Have you just farted? #askboris
20. And does he have advice for England's manager?
@MayorofLondon What do you think Roy Hodgson has to do in the aftermath of the World Cup disaster? #askboris
21. What about magic powers. What would Boris do then?!
@MayorofLondon if you had three lives would you use one to see you lost all your rings like sonic? #askboris
22. And finally, someone asked the question to which everyone wants an answer.
@MayorofLondon Any chance of being able to have a beer after 2am without going to Fabric? #askboris