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21 Funny, Bizarre, Filthy Things People Have Said To The Pope On Twitter

Let’s just hope he doesn't read his replies. NSFW language ahead.

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Dear young people, do not give up your dreams of a more just world!

Pope Francis@Pontifex

Dear young people, do not give up your dreams of a more just world!

11:30 AM - 03 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@Pontifex beat me with your monster cock daddy

@floridakiIos

@Pontifex beat me with your monster cock daddy

11:30 AM - 03 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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To live as true children of God means to love our neighbour and to be close to those who are lonely and in difficulty.

Pope Francis@Pontifex

To live as true children of God means to love our neighbour and to be close to those who are lonely and in difficulty.

11:00 AM - 01 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

“@Pontifex: To live as true children of God means to love our neighbour.” My neighbour is a convicted pedophile. Now what do I do?

Roele@dekroelert

“@Pontifex: To live as true children of God means to love our neighbour.”

My neighbour is a convicted pedophile. Now what do I do?

11:03 AM - 01 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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The family is essential to sustaining human and social development.

Pope Francis@Pontifex

The family is essential to sustaining human and social development.

11:26 AM - 26 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@Pontifex Not my family, they're a bunch of oddballs.

paolo@chopmunky

@Pontifex Not my family, they're a bunch of oddballs.

11:30 AM - 26 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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The Child Jesus reveals the tenderness of God’s immense love surrounding each one of us.

Pope Francis@Pontifex

The Child Jesus reveals the tenderness of God’s immense love surrounding each one of us.

10:13 AM - 03 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@Pontifex you mean God's immense penis

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We run the risk of forgetting the suffering which doesn’t affect us personally. May we respond to it, and may we pray for peace in Syria.

Pope Francis@Pontifex

We run the risk of forgetting the suffering which doesn’t affect us personally. May we respond to it, and may we pray for peace in Syria.

11:30 AM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@Pontifex eat my ass and piss in my mouth

@robyncunt

@Pontifex eat my ass and piss in my mouth

11:31 AM - 14 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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May we never talk about others behind their backs, but speak to them openly about what we think.

Pope Francis@Pontifex

May we never talk about others behind their backs, but speak to them openly about what we think.

11:00 AM - 09 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@Pontifex OK then, you and your church are evil money hoarding deceivers.

Sir Fecty@infectedarea

@Pontifex OK then, you and your church are evil money hoarding deceivers.

11:10 AM - 09 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Thank you to all teachers: educating is an important mission, which draws young people to what is good, beautiful and true.

Pope Francis@Pontifex

Thank you to all teachers: educating is an important mission, which draws young people to what is good, beautiful and true.

11:00 AM - 03 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Dear friends, please pray for me during my pilgrimage to the Holy Land.

Pope Francis@Pontifex

Dear friends, please pray for me during my pilgrimage to the Holy Land.

8:44 AM - 24 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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No one is more patient than God the Father; no one understands and knows how to wait as much as he does.

Pope Francis@Pontifex

No one is more patient than God the Father; no one understands and knows how to wait as much as he does.

11:00 AM - 02 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

@Pontifex Whats he waiting for? A package from amazon...

Stardust Bitches...@VKateMitchell

@Pontifex Whats he waiting for? A package from amazon...

11:18 AM - 02 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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We must not let ourselves fall into the vortex of pessimism. Faith can move mountains!

Pope Francis@Pontifex

We must not let ourselves fall into the vortex of pessimism. Faith can move mountains!

10:25 AM - 25 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

.@Pontifex It's more a juddering ripple than a vortex. Like that bit in Jurrasic Park? Where the T-Rex is approaching? And the cup? That.

The_No_Show@The_No_Show

.@Pontifex It's more a juddering ripple than a vortex. Like that bit in Jurrasic Park? Where the T-Rex is approaching? And the cup? That.

10:36 AM - 25 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. And finally, this message especially appeared to arouse the online audience.

We cannot be tepid disciples. The Church needs our courage in order to give witness to truth.

Pope Francis@Pontifex

We cannot be tepid disciples. The Church needs our courage in order to give witness to truth.

10:25 AM - 25 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Oh just F**k Off you false vessel @pontifex

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@Pontifex hey wanna have an orgy with all the Christians

Adolf Clitler @666yeezus

@Pontifex hey wanna have an orgy with all the Christians

10:42 AM - 25 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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@Pontifex omg hi beautiful man, what's your skype ?

@Kalaallitt

@Pontifex omg hi beautiful man, what's your skype ?

11:33 AM - 24 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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