21 Funny, Bizarre, Filthy Things People Have Said To The Pope On Twitter

Let’s just hope he doesn’t read his replies. NSFW language ahead.

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@Pontifex Not my family, they're a bunch of oddballs.

— paolo (@chopmunky)
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The Child Jesus reveals the tenderness of God’s immense love surrounding each one of us.

— Pope Francis (@Pontifex)

@Pontifex you mean God's immense penis

— Neke (@Hawknitesh)
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We run the risk of forgetting the suffering which doesn’t affect us personally. May we respond to it, and may we pray for peace in Syria.

— Pope Francis (@Pontifex)

@Pontifex eat my ass and piss in my mouth

— (@robyncunt)
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May we never talk about others behind their backs, but speak to them openly about what we think.

— Pope Francis (@Pontifex)

@Pontifex OK then, you and your church are evil money hoarding deceivers.

— Sir Fecty (@infectedarea)
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Thank you to all teachers: educating is an important mission, which draws young people to what is good, beautiful and true.

— Pope Francis (@Pontifex)

@Pontifex fuck my ass with a bible

— Iggy Azalea (@lordesnooki)
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Dear friends, please pray for me during my pilgrimage to the Holy Land.

— Pope Francis (@Pontifex)

@Pontifex cum on my face

— RICHEE (@richeeofficial)
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No one is more patient than God the Father; no one understands and knows how to wait as much as he does.

— Pope Francis (@Pontifex)

@Pontifex Whats he waiting for? A package from amazon...

— Stardust Bitches... (@VKateMitchell)
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We must not let ourselves fall into the vortex of pessimism. Faith can move mountains!

— Pope Francis (@Pontifex)

.@Pontifex It's more a juddering ripple than a vortex. Like that bit in Jurrasic Park? Where the T-Rex is approaching? And the cup? That.

— The_No_Show (@The_No_Show)
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17. And finally, this message especially appeared to arouse the online audience.

We cannot be tepid disciples. The Church needs our courage in order to give witness to truth.

— Pope Francis (@Pontifex)

Oh just F**k Off you false vessel @pontifex

— Kevin Monaghan (@RealKevinferno)
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@Pontifex hey wanna have an orgy with all the Christians

— Adolf Clitler (@666yeezus)
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@Pontifex lick my clit

— - (@getmunybitch)
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.@Pontifex Kinky, Popey.

— Jørgen Bakken (@JorgenBakken)
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@Pontifex omg hi beautiful man, what's your skype ?

— (@Kalaallitt)

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