6 Reasons Why Australians Make The Best Libertarians

Here are just 6 reasons why Libertarianism HQ should be situated in Australia. (Please just don't put it in Canberra as a Melbourne vs Sydney compromise, ok?)

1. No Class System

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Forget the class system, we're all about merit in this country. What do Jennifer Hawkins, Megan Gale and Miranda Kerr all have in common? Yes, correct, they all have their very own skincare and beauty brand.

2. The Castle

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Australia's most beloved film just happens to be about protecting private property from greedy government.

3. New Zealand

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We could always experiment with libertarianism in New Zealand, if that doesn't work out, we can always just go back to a real country, like Australia.

4. We don't respond as intended to government scare campaigns

Many people would be shocked to see a dead human being on a tobacco packet. Not Australians. Brian quickly became an internet sensation with young people taking selfies with Brian, and declaring them 'mates' with him.

5. Nobody gets between us and alcohol

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Mostly driven by an inner bogan pride desire rather than an ideological stance, our willingness to defend our liquor at any cost is truly inspirational.

6. Socialism will never win here

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Well, as long as we keep the bikies on our side.