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8 Random Dollar Store Brand Cereals

The Dollar Store has the most random and questionable cereal in the history of all stores in existence.

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1. Tootie Tootie They Fruities!

Maybe Little Richard was the mastermind behind these Fruit Loop imposters!
Sina Lewis / Via 99 cent store

Maybe Little Richard was the mastermind behind these Fruit Loop imposters!

2. Bits of Apple

Apple Jack is a lil Bit now I guess?
Sina Lewis / Via 99 cent store

Apple Jack is a lil Bit now I guess?

3. The Crunch is Colossal!

That must be a pretty huge berry. I'm surprised it can fit in the box!!!
Sina Lewis / Via 99 cent store.

That must be a pretty huge berry. I'm surprised it can fit in the box!!!

4. So Special!

Notice how the bran flakes shimmer on the spoon. These are very special Bran Flakes. Show some respect.
Sina Lewis / Via 99 cent store

Notice how the bran flakes shimmer on the spoon. These are very special Bran Flakes. Show some respect.

5. Twigs, High in Fiber!

Anyone remember the SNL Colon Blow parody? I think this is a distant cousin. Clean your colon right out with these fiber filled twig delights.
Sina Lewis / Via 99 cent store

Anyone remember the SNL Colon Blow parody? I think this is a distant cousin. Clean your colon right out with these fiber filled twig delights.

6. Kid Dy-no-mite!!!

At first I was thinking these were tiny dinosaur cereals. Since they don't look like mini dinosaurs and the name isn't Dino-Bites I guess they are...in the words of JJ from Good Times... DYNOMITE! Did I mention they are fruity too?
Sina Lewis / Via 99 cent store

At first I was thinking these were tiny dinosaur cereals. Since they don't look like mini dinosaurs and the name isn't Dino-Bites I guess they are...in the words of JJ from Good Times... DYNOMITE!

Did I mention they are fruity too?

7. King of Crunch

Both the King and the Berries are crunchy in this vitamin packed cereal. Don't forget the milk and a toothpick!
Sina Lewis / Via 99 cent store

Both the King and the Berries are crunchy in this vitamin packed cereal. Don't forget the milk and a toothpick!

8. Nubis Anyone?

Call me a pervert but Nubis sounds alot like male genitalia. And not just any genitalia, CHOCO covered genitalia. bon app├ętit!
Sina Lewis / Via 99 cent store

Call me a pervert but Nubis sounds alot like male genitalia. And not just any genitalia, CHOCO covered genitalia. bon appétit!

9. A Spot of Gun Powder Please!

This isn't a cereal but I had to include this in the randomness. Can someone explain to me HOW gun powder is edible, let alone a good addition to an antioxidant power house like green tea?
Sina Lewis / Via 99 cent store

This isn't a cereal but I had to include this in the randomness. Can someone explain to me HOW gun powder is edible, let alone a good addition to an antioxidant power house like green tea?

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