No, seriously, stop pining over him (or her!). Believe me, he’s not thinking this much about you.
Despite how many people have devoured this series, there’s no getting around the fact that Christian Grey is a TERRIBLE boyfriend! Dude is basically a stalker who won’t take no for an answer, and then he’s not even a very good dom.
All of his friends are dead - just like your relationship.
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