11 Valentine’s Day Books For The Single And Bitter

These books perfectly explain why Valentine’s Day is pretty much the worst holiday ever.

1. Hollywood Divorces by Jackie Collins

The queen of the potboiler has seen marriages come and go—if you’re looking for a “there are other fish in the sea” read, this is the one for you.

P.S. You can read an excerpt and win it!

2. Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn

Sure, you’re single, but at least you’re not dating either of the two psychos in this book!

3. He’s Just Not That Into You by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo

No, seriously, stop pining over him (or her!). Believe me, he’s not thinking this much about you.

4. Why We Broke Up by Daniel Handler

Who knew Lemony Snicket had known such heartbreak? Min is writing her ex a letter and leaving him a box…the contents of which explain everything about them (and are pictured in the book!)

5. Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James

Despite how many people have devoured this series, there’s no getting around the fact that Christian Grey is a TERRIBLE boyfriend! Dude is basically a stalker who won’t take no for an answer, and then he’s not even a very good dom.

6. Drinking & Tweeting by Brandi Glanville

How does Brandi Glanville get back at her husband for having an affair with LeeAnn Rimes? She writes a tell-all and well… tells ALL.

7. What Was I Thinking? by Barbara Davilman

Maybe you had a bad breakup - but at least you’re not one of these girls.

8. High Fidelity by Nick Hornby

Read about Rob’s Top 5 breakups and maybe yours won’t seem so bad.

9. Dump ‘Em by Jodyne L. Speyer

Everybody has that special someone in their life that they can’t wait to get rid of.

10. Nice is Just a Place in France by The Betches

“The only thing more fun than a betch with a boyfriend is a betch without one.”

11. All My Friends Are Dead by Avery Monsen and Jory John

All of his friends are dead - just like your relationship.

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