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    11 Valentine's Day Books For The Single And Bitter

    These books perfectly explain why Valentine's Day is pretty much the worst holiday ever.

    1. Hollywood Divorces by Jackie Collins


    The queen of the potboiler has seen marriages come and go--if you're looking for a "there are other fish in the sea" read, this is the one for you.

    P.S. You can read an excerpt and win it!

    2. Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn


    Sure, you're single, but at least you're not dating either of the two psychos in this book!

    3. He's Just Not That Into You by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo


    No, seriously, stop pining over him (or her!). Believe me, he's not thinking this much about you.

    4. Why We Broke Up by Daniel Handler


    Who knew Lemony Snicket had known such heartbreak? Min is writing her ex a letter and leaving him a box...the contents of which explain everything about them (and are pictured in the book!)

    5. Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James


    Despite how many people have devoured this series, there's no getting around the fact that Christian Grey is a TERRIBLE boyfriend! Dude is basically a stalker who won't take no for an answer, and then he's not even a very good dom.

    6. Drinking & Tweeting by Brandi Glanville


    How does Brandi Glanville get back at her husband for having an affair with LeeAnn Rimes? She writes a tell-all and well... tells ALL.

    7. What Was I Thinking? by Barbara Davilman


    Maybe you had a bad breakup - but at least you're not one of these girls.

    8. High Fidelity by Nick Hornby


    Read about Rob's Top 5 breakups and maybe yours won't seem so bad.

    9. Dump 'Em by Jodyne L. Speyer


    Everybody has that special someone in their life that they can't wait to get rid of.

    10. Nice is Just a Place in France by The Betches


    "The only thing more fun than a betch with a boyfriend is a betch without one."

    11. All My Friends Are Dead by Avery Monsen and Jory John


    All of his friends are dead - just like your relationship.