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17 Things The Over-Forties Believe About The Under-Thirties

It was all AskJeeves round here when we were your age.

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2. That your social media skills will be used to displace us in a bloodless but implacable coup.


This will probably have something to do with Doge. (If that reference is already out of date, it only reinforces the point.)

4. That you're entirely hairless below the neck, like a Tolkien elf.


Waxing wasn't a thing when we started having sex. Not even trimming. We've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

We believe this is a tragedy, for you.

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