Buzz·Posted on 9 Sept 201537 Pictures That Prove Australia Is The Land Of NopeWelcome to Batshit Insania.by Simon CrerarBuzzFeed Founding Editor, AustraliaFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. You've probably heard that everything in Australia is trying to kill you. Channel Nine 2. Always has been, and always will be. virtualcreationzoo.com 3. From the weather... Brett Martin / Via Facebook: perthweatherlive 4. ...to the electrics... Facebook: Snake-Catchers-Brisbane-Ipswich-Gold-Coast-Toowoomba 5. ...to the shit lurking under your bonnet. imgur.com 6. Nothing is safe – not even your kitchen tongs! Adelaide University 7. (THOUGH FUCK THE ELECTRICS TBH) imgur.com 8. A nation where spiders take on snakes – and win. reddit.com reddit.com 9. Pretty much every day. fuckyeaharachnophobia.tumblr.com 10. Where you're always assured of a warm welcome. George Helon / Via thechronicle.com.au 11. Particularly if you're a foreign invader. misleddit.com 12. And you'll never have to poop alone. funnystuff.ga 13. A nation where the neighbours are real friendly. Eupen Hjalmby / Via Twitter: @GCBulletin 14. A nation where you should always STAY OUT OF THE WATER. oddstuffmagazine.com 15. Seriously?! surflifesavingsunscreen.com 16. Ooof. Facebook: thenorthernstar 17. Crocodiles. Stingers. Sharks. Everything you could want from a beach right? wew-tours.de 18. Take the dolphin's advice: stay out of the water. Warning This image is graphic Tap to reveal Click to reveal pixshark.com 19. Need any more persuasion?! SEFTIA / Via abc.net.au 20. Nope?! SEFTIA / Via abc.net.au 21. Australia! A nation where your best hope of survival is praying that something big will eat the thing trying to eat you – before you get eaten. Tiffany Corlis / Barcroft 22. Or get distracted by something more interesting. imgur.com 23. A wonderful nation that strikes fear in your heart the moment you step outside. superfunnyimages.com 24. Seriously, do yourself a favour – do not go outside. Twitter: @MrBlackSpirits 25. You don't want to be blown away. Getty Images 26. Australia! A nation whose road hazards include gigantic dinosaurlike birds. licualalodge.com.au 27. Joyriding koalas. Sam Box / Via 9news.com.au 28. And people driving without steering wheels. South Australia Police / Via abc.net.au 29. A nation grappling with biosecurity issues. brainjet.com 30. Where some residents take signs too literally. r3owners.net 31. Where space is closer than the nearest town. nomadsworld.com 32. Where this is a local delicacy. rawfish.com.au 33. A land of such extremes that last year hundreds of bats dropped dead during a heatwave. Facebook: DeeHartinPhotography 34. A land so vast that a sheep can stroll around like this for five years and no one will notice. Tammy Ven Dange / Via abc.net.au 35. A land where kangaroos can fall from the sky. lolx2.com 36. But ultimately, a nation where everyone knows their place. reddit.com 37. And fits right in. practicallyviral.com AUSTRALIA, BATSHIT INSANIA! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Channel Nine Want more proof that Australia is the craziest place on earth? Sign up for BuzzFeed's "Meanwhile in Australia" newsletter!