19 Reasons Why This Epic Beard Is Worth $1 Million

It is billed as one of the most valuable fields of facial follicles on Earth. Now anyone with a spare million bucks can own it.

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1. An Australian is selling his beard.

Via milliondollarbeard.com

"This is one of the most valuable fields of facial follicles in the world. Not only a luscious and captivating neck-mane of rich mahogany and buoyant masculinity, this beard has saved countless amounts of lives."

4. He is on a one man mission to persuade people to take life-saving skin cancer checks.


5. Everywhere he goes, Mr Niggles enlists other bearded men to help spread the word.

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16. This is Karrie 'The Pine' Klein.


17. Tourists are welcome. This is Joulupukki the Finn.

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18. And this is Costa (hitherto Australia's most famous beard).

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19. It's quite a beard huh? Doing such valuable work.

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What would you do with Jimmy's beard?

Brock Elbank / Via thisisbeard.com

"As the owner you may have the beard shaved by an expert team of taxidermists, art restorers and forensic scientists. Painstakingly reconstructed and mounted within a framed glass case. Or, you may choose to have it remain on the host, and use it (within limits) as you see fit."