1.When Dave Hughes ripped into David Gyngell and James Packer during his opening monologue.
2.When Hamish & Andy seemed to think they had won the Gold Logie at the beginning of the night.
3.When Andy did this. Whatever the fuck this was?!
4.When Ada from Home & Away was so excited she brought the entire cast on stage.
5.When Peter Helliar showed a pic of a lemon penis while flicking through photos of his family holiday.
6.When Asher Keddie won her sixth silver Logie in six years and looked appropriately humble.
7.When Dr Chris "Bondi Vet" Brown and Jennifer Hawkins presented Most Popular Presenter and it got really awkward, really fast.
8.When The Project’s Carrie Bickmore FINALLY won a Silver Logie after four previous nominations.
9.When Ricky Martin thanked Australia for making him feel right at home.
10.When Julia Morris announced the winners of Best Entertainment Program...
11....before realising she'd forgotten to read the nominees.
12.When Miranda Tapsell called for more beautiful people of colour on TV.
13.When Scott Cam was asked about turning his Logie Award into a bottle opener.
14.When Steve Peacocke said he was too broke to come back from London for the awards.
15.When Hamish & Andy turned the Best Reality Show nominations into an episode of The Bachelor.
16.When Asher Keddie was embarrassed by THAT Young Talent Time clip.
17.When Melissa Doyle talked about “Australia losing our innocence” during the 16 hours of live coverage that won 7News a Logie for their work during the Sydney Siege.
18.When Chris Reason dedicated 7's News Coverage Logie to siege victims Tori Johnson and Katrina Dawson.
19.When Ray “Alf Stewart” Meagher joked he would thank all 7000 people who have worked on Home & Away.
20.When Sonia Kruger said she could “Go the full Robert Allenby tonight”.
21.When Carrie Bickmore and her partner Chris Walker had a MASSIVE SNOG when she won the Gold Logie.
22.When Carrie made us all cry when she told us how she lost her husband Greg from brain cancer.
23.And inspired us to wear beanies to work on Monday in his memory.
