1. "Well, HELLO THERE!"
You could not be as happy as this house is
2. "Just close the door, walk away and forget what you just saw."
Happy boxes need to get a room..
3. "Fess up, who farted?"
This pallet of boxes look like they're up to something
4. "Just let me dance in public, once. Please!"
This tree is a beautiful dancer.
5. "Yeah, I work out. What of it?"
Body builder showing off
6. "I see small things. It makes me happy."
Very Happy Microscope :)
7. "So, fancy going out for date sometime?"
Smiling pots..
8. "This may hurt just a little bit..."
Proof that exercise machines are evil
9. "Anyone seen Captain Ahab?"
Thar she blows!
10. "That makes me sad. So sad."
This faucet can't believe what it just saw
11. "Too Wit Too Woo."
12. "So my tongue piercing is a little grandiose. Whatever."
This guy looks like he's had a rough life.
13. “Life's not about how hard of a hit you can give. It's about how many you can take, and still keep moving forward.”
Rocky Bellboa
14. "Don't think I can't see you..."
This lamp is on to you..
15. "You expected Martians to come in spaceships? Fool."
Don't drink me, you murderer!
16. "This concentrating hurts my eyes."
Back of computer speakers don't want this job anymore
17. "All I wanted was to break your walls."
Classic sink
18. "You know mushrooms get you high right?"
He looks like a happy little guy
19. "Kids these days. Drive me MAD."
Get off my lawn!
20. "You're cracking me up with your crappy jokes."
This bathroom pipe burst. He's being kind of a jerk about it
21. "The club can't even handle me right now."
I'm freakin' out man!
22. "OMG! Did you see that guy's hair?!"
This building is shocked at what it sees
23. "Why do you have to be a heartbreaker?"
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
24. "She said WHAT?!"
HOW DARE YOU
25. "You've been a very naughty boy, haven't you?"
This ceiling is scary
26. "Thousands of years I've been here. The things I've seen..."
Face on an iceberg!
27. "What can I say? I'm a cheesy kind of guy."
This guy looks like he's feeling grate!
28. "Anyone seen "Sulley" Sullivan?"
This ice scraper went to Monsters University
29. "It might seem crazy what I'm about to say."
This loaf is so happy