1. Earlier today Queensland Police once again proved their mastery of Facebook.
2. The page has a long history of trolling One Direction fans.
3. And generally *getting* the internet.
4. The characters that matter.
5. The Power of Potter.
6. They consistently show Queensland cops are down with the kids.
7. And the power of memes.
8. Delivering important safety messages.
9. With humour.
10. Relatable humour.
11. Often very funny humour.
12. Mostly at the expense of Canada.
13. #ohcanada
14. Though sometimes it seems a Dad is driving.
15. This being Queensland, there are a lot of banana references.
16. But even more bad cow puns.
17. Queensland has a lot of cattle.
18. And they like to get a mooooooove on.
19. Basically, Queensland Police have all the bases covered.
20. When they're not punning, QPS apparently listen to metalcore.
21. Or riffing off Kim.
22. They're quick to let you know when lost property is recovered.
23. They're quick to respond to reports: particularly when robberies involve the Bledisloe Cup.
24. State of Origin crimes.
25. Seasonal crimes.
26. And seasonal traffic congestion.
27. QPS just gets us.
28. And understands that some days are harder than others.
29. Finally, on those rare occasions when Facey is down, they're pretty good at Twitter too.
Yes, FB & Insta are down. No, it's not a police matter. Yes, we're enjoying the break from baby & food pictures. No, we can't arrest anyone.