1.
"Taking the dog for a walk is so invigorating."
2.
"Come on kitty, let's go check out the shops."
3.
"Just taking my tortoise for a walk. YOLO."
4.
"My dear lady and I are going for a drive, bitches."
5.
"Seriously, there is NOTHING to be scared of."
6.
"Wait a sec mate, I'm almost finished."
7.
"Oh REALLY. That's just rude."
8.
"Does that look like middle-stump to you?"
9.
"Kangaroo cricket?! There comes a time in every man's life where he needs to take up elephant golf."
10.
"Elephant golf is for nobs. Instead, I'll take on Skippy wearing a tie."
11.
"Hmmm, what do you reckon, should I take a drop?"
12.
"Back's a bit sore, old sport. You'll have to pull my clubs."
13.
"This photographer is cracking me up."
14.
"Whaddaya mean, 'strike a pose'?"
15.
"Why do you have your paws on your ears, Possum??"
16.
"MUM!!! This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted chicken tonight."
17.
"Time for a snack with a special someone."
18.
"Walking is sooooo 19th century, darl'."
19.
"Skipping is a helluva lot more fun with a friend."
20.
"Balancing goats on ladders: clinically proven to be the very best way to relax after a tough day's graft."
21.
"Whaddaya mean you're a pacifist?!"
22.
"You're making me laugh so much I'm going horse."
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