Once upon a time there was a lone warrior tortoise.
He roamed Santa Monica in search of food...
"The cactus drew first blood!" he said.
Nothing could keep Rambo from a prefect...round...beer.
Occasionally, Rambo himself was mistaken for a hamburger.
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One day, Rambo became famous when a random person took his picture and it ended up on the front page of Reddit.
Suddenly, everyone thought he was a ninja turtle!
Now, Rambo spreads the word about tortoise conservation.
But at the end of the day, he walks out into the sunset alone...at .005 mph.
