Rambo The Tortoise
An armed tortoise roams the beaches of LA in search of cucumber, lettuce, and a cause.
1. Once upon a time there was a lone warrior tortoise.
He roamed Santa Monica in search of food…
“The cactus drew first blood!” he said.
Nothing could keep Rambo from a prefect…round…beer.
Occasionally, Rambo himself was mistaken for a hamburger.
One day, Rambo became famous when a random person took his picture and it ended up on the front page of Reddit.
Suddenly, everyone thought he was a ninja turtle!
Now, Rambo spreads the word about tortoise conservation.
But at the end of the day, he walks out into the sunset alone…at .005 mph.
This post was created by a member of BuzzFeed Community, where anyone can post awesome lists and creations. Learn more or post your buzz!
Contributions
- It's time: Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump will face off tonight at 9 p.m. ET in the first of three US presidential debates.
- Inside the final days of the FARC, Colombia's 50-year-old rebel group, which is on the verge of signing a peace treaty with the government.
- Golf legend Arnold Palmer has died at 87. Known as "The King," his unusual style and charisma changed the game.
Now Buzzing
-
Can You Guess The “Harry Potter” Character From Their Silhouette?
-
23 Perfect Things To Get Your Favorite Sister
-
29 Essential Items Every Beyoncé Stan 100% Needs
-
What’s You And Your Best Friend’s Grandma Percentage?
-
23 Cool AF Cleaning Products That’ll Motivate You To Clean
-
29 Must-See Items At The New Smithsonian Museum Of African American History