No, but for real, Annie, how are you doing? Are you okay?
Turn on "Carry On My Wayward Son", grab a box of tissues and get ready, because I'm about to punch you in the feels.
A step-by-step guide so you can handle it like the mature adult you wish you were.
Mistletoe is probably ruining the world.
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