Stacy's MomAnything by the Chainsmoker'sWho let the dogs out?Stone ColdAnything RapWhatever your sister recommendsYou change it up all the time because you're a great DJ
Never make it to the bar, end up @the boysDrink a whole bottle of wine and never make it to the barThere for the pre, tries to steal everyone's alcohol, put to bed early. Never allowed to leave the houseTake a couple shots and then go to workGo wherever everyone else goes and just want to dance. Never sleep at homeHave big plans for every night, have fun at the pre, go to the bar, run away from everyone, blame everyone for leaving you, come home cryingDown for the pre, sleep at your boyfriends
BEERWine (minimum $20 bottle)Red wineWhatever everyone else is havingRum and CokeVodkaWhatever's cheapest/your housemates will give you for free
CheeseBroccoliPopcorn (with coconut oil #vegan)Anything you can get your paws onAnything you can steal from homeChickenEggs
Mom - always making the garbage is out and checking facts onlineGay Brother - hipster and cooler than you will ever beBrother - actually a girl but your dad never saw you that wayDad - barbeque master and craft beer enthusiastStepmom - "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom"Rich aunt - Only comes over once a month with a good bottle of wine and the latest neighbourhood gossipDog - No, you are actually a canine
Going out topsChill topsMom jeansNothing, you don't own clothesMeet the Parents/Business CasualBar JacketsDate Attire
I'm in Con-Ed so... not a teacherNo clue, something cool thoughI don't want a job, I am going to live off my mom foreverA doctor, its a family traditionA doctor with a slight drinking problemSaving the world and travelling at the same timeDoing non-profit work
What Member Of The Parlop Are You?
Just like a mullet, you are business during the day, but the life of the party at night. You keep your friends in line and make sure that the house is taken care of. But, you have a dark side. When you are not going to bed at 10pm, you can be caught bouncing, getting wild and drinking too much. You have been prone to throwing temper tantrums over Tupperware and getting stressed over other people's lives. You love your puppy and can be heard talking to her in a weird high-pitched baby voice.
You're the only member of the house who can drive standard, so it is safe to say you know how to use a stick. You are a popcorn master, however you must be watched because you are prone to burning down the house, tripping over your own feet and losing everything at all times. You love to go out, but often come home crying. Your secret power is passing out anywhere. You are over the map and your friends never know which country you're in. You also cannot be contacted often because you have no phone. Hipster.
You are the cutest member of your friend group, but also the smelliest. You are always down to eat garbage and chase squirrels. You could benefit from a bath and probably some training. You love BALLS and everyone loves you, even when you puke in their bed.
All you want is for your friends to hang out with you, watch a movie and chill but no one ever agrees. You have the coolest fashion sense and you're always down to "risk it for the biscuit". Your walk is slightly grinch-like and you are super picky when it comes to boys. However, your friends, and everyone else you got to know sober all love you. You can be counted on to never know where your belongings are, especially your ID.
You are the oldest member of your friend group, and therefore too mature for university boys (note the picture). You are on a student budget, but can be counted on to always have an expensive bottle of wine in hand. You're lifelong dream is to have a racially diverse baby (too bad your boyfriend is white). You can be counted on for the best advice and always know how to plan a text reply that is only slightly sassy.
Despite being one of the boys, you always seem to have a boy on the go. You schedule everything into your calendar (including your parties). Although you never go to the bars, you somehow end up staying up until 5 am all the time. You love rap and are always planning your next concert. You are super chill, except when you are sweating profusely at the gym, working on dem calves.
You are the coolest member of your friend group and everyone relies on you for mom jeans. Girls wanna be you, guys wanna date you (lucky Mike), and kids want you to be their mom. Despite not being able to drive, you still somehow manage to get around everywhere.