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    Updated on Sep 13, 2020. Posted on Sep 12, 2020

    19 Jokes Women Shared On Twitter That Made Me Cackle To Myself

    "🤣🤣🤣🤣" — Me, right now.

    It's that time again — new week, new roundup of hilarious tweets from women!

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    I need everyone to understand that millennials don’t have printers at home. Please. I’m so tired of driving to print and scan documents.

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    I was preparing to work out for the first time in a month and pulled a muscle trying to squeeze into my yoga pants. So that's that.

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    Can’t believe my mom was a teen mom (27)

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    "Are we still on?" - An attempt to cancel

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    i don't know if yall feel me but.. september, october, november is the LMNOP of the year

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    Person: *asks a simple question* Me, oversharing:

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    I wish I could say “???????” In real life, it would be very useful

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    Me writing about men like bad male authors write about women ‘He charged into the room, pert testicles bouncing gaily. I saw a scar & wondered if he’d had a vasectomy. He opened his plump lips, full of promise but annoying words came out...something about a football match’

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    Been laughing at this for 20 minutes

    Text screenshot: "Hey do you have any available spots September 12?" "Hello no I don't" "BITCH FUCK U" "Lol ok." "Ain't shit funny weak ass hoe...I'm so sorry I thought u said hell no i don't" "Lol ok have a nice day."

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    imagine your card declines at the waxing center and they glue your coochie hair back onto u

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    a short story of how my night went 😭😭😭

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    Exaggerated message from grandpa about how he was doing well before receiving a text message in the middle of the night causing him to panic, fall out of bed, injure himself, breaking windows, being arrested, then paying for an Uber home

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    I asked this dude if he needed “help” in the shower and he said “no I’ve been doing it since I was little” and went and showered by himself

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    what if we kissed.... in the goth-o-lantern bucket......haha just kidding...... unless?

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    i sit with my daughter while she falls asleep and i always whisper “i love you” in her ear as soon as she falls asleep& she says “i love you too” well tonight we had a little argument before she fell asleep i still whispered “i love you” & all she whispered back was “good” LMFAO

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    “does your person have a mustache?”

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